Fair enough…

By badboyfriends - 15/05/2009 05:44 - United States

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Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She asked him what he wanted for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wanted to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I asked my boyfriend what he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 233
You deserved it 47 723

Same thing different taste

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i have a feeling that your boyfriend was the honest one...

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Why do you take that as a bad thing its not like he wanted to have a threesome or something

my boyfriend said he wanted a hooker. lol

Because you wrote that as an FML, I believe you are the kind of girl who will not try to ever please your man as best you can. Why not? Probably a ton of reasons, I don't even care. Point is, the number of days in your relationship are numbered if you never please your man. In fact, I would say doing what you're doing now is the quickest way to end your relationship, in a way he'll never think of you again. P.S. if you're under 15, disregard this message.

beckyb 0

I think it's hilarious, honestly. And hey, if you haven't given one before, you have to start somewhere (assuming you're old enough to be sexually active) Then again, this is coming from someone who likes giving blow jobs and celebrated "Steak and a ******** day" instead of Valentine's day this year with her boyfriend.

This is to #168: Shut The Hell Up, for first off calling a guy a douchbag for...being a terrorist?...nope...being a drug addict?...nah...but for at worst being "too nice" ( which is a matter of opinion anyway ) If people like that are douchbags then a ton of people are screwed lol. And second, for not reading what I said close enough to see what I really meant. I said that guys should have a good blend of going for what they want ( aka confidence, ya jackass ) and being sensitive. But I'm sure you can't get that because you don't understand woman very well. Oh, and blow jobs apparently aren't "no big deal" to her, and she shouldn't have to perform one if she isn't comfortable, don't assume everyone has the same views as you. And one last thing, if he doesn't know her better than to respect her bounderies, than clearly he doesn't know much about her, which is really bad, or else he does know, in which case he's definetly an ass.

sucram 0

You are lucky, my answer would be "anal". #16 - 05/15/2009 at 10:18am by kankhatul +1

missbon 0

completely agree with #74. thats what i would want for my birthday too, but the main difference is i wouldnt have to ask, either does he.

#216 - She never said she was opposed to giving ********, she said she didn't like that her bf asked for one after her friend's bf said he wanted to watch a movie together, because that sounded romantic and she wanted romantic too. I'm saying she should suck it up. Not all guys are assholes just because they ask for a sexual favor. Girls ask for sexual favors too. It's just one of those things that people in relationships do. It's called give and take; reciprocation. Thing is though he shouldn't HAVE to ask. Birthdays are a time when sex and foreplay should be automatically given. Unless you are not already sexually active in the relationship and that is different.

drowsheep 0

You are aware of what will hppen when they watch those movies right? There will be a ******* in there so.... hey you don't have to buy him anything like your friend....