not really an fml, at least hes being honest. Whats wrong with a birthday bj

Maybe if you two were in a healthy relationship, he wouldn't have to ask for sexual gratification. I don't understand how women don't get that if you don't please your man, he's going to find someone who will. Guys get tired of cranking their shaft.

You asked, you just can't give a man that opportunity. And #175 is right, I'm engaged and haven't gotten any since July of last year from a different chick. But as always, I'm the exception that proves the rule, because I love her. But any other guy in the military would have left her already. And also, shame on you for expecting your boyfriend to behave the same way as someone elses. If you're going to measure up the quality of your significant other by weighing them against someone elses, you had definitely better be prepared to be disappointed. Maybe you should communicate with him a little more and help him out with what you're thinking. Women expect men to be able to read their minds, and were perfectly content to tell you "Go **** yourself" when you start thinking that way. Tell us or it won't get done.

Dude! You deserved that. At least he was honest with you. It's HIS birthday, you can't expect him to want to do something that'll impress you. And It's not fair that you asked him that with the purpose of comparing him to your friends bright and shiney new boy.

That's what many guys say to their girlfriend on their birthday.

You do realize that they are both saying the same thing, right? Because you know that your friend is going to end up giving a ******** while she and her boyfriend are "watching a couple movies," especially since it is his birthday. There really is no difference between your boyfriend and hers except that hers has more tact.

Well, the man has needs. I'm sure you'd like for him to go down on you for your birthday.

awww i got that samw thing to as i unzipped his pants i punched his dick hard and said it was over and left

I still don't see why you guys think every guy's like that. I'm pissed off because I'm tired of this goddamn misconception: we're not all horny idiots. However, in the guy's defense, if he's being straight with you, you've done it before, and it's an easy present, why not do it? On the other hand, if the girl wasn't comfortable with doing that in the first place that's an entirely different issue. P.S. I don't need to chill. And the last thing I need is a BJ.

@#171- That's a horrible thing to do. Seriously I hate girls who think it's fine to just punch/kick/knee guys down there. Unless seriously being violated, it's not right. At all. It can do serious and permanent damage and it's just wrong. Guys aren't punching or kicking us in the ******. And we all know that also hurts. Meh, guys are like that at times. Your friend's bf was sweet but then again, he's new. They're always sweet in the beginning. He'll get there. Also he could have been joking, and if not, well, be glad he likes them. I get that it can be frustrating sometimes when all they want is a ******* but it happens. But if it really bothers you that much talk to him about it, and if he still bothers you, leave him. But I don't think you're gonna be able to find a guy who isn't like that at least sometimes.