Miscellaneous: WTF dude?

WTF dude?

By NotSoCool - 15/05/2009 04:41 - Singapore

Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airport when I passed two cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted, asking me what was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML

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By Hm - 20/03/2015 00:54 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML

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By kqwarrior - 27/06/2016 03:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while at the airport with a cast on my leg, I fell backwards onto my suitcase. My family was too busy to notice my squirming as I tried to get up, so a kind woman awkwardly helped me off the ground. Later on, I found out my dad saw me but thought someone would help me "soon enough." FML

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By iammike - 24/08/2010 22:36 - United States

Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML

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By Sara Princess - 09/04/2023 02:00

Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML

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The strangeness of strangers

By wellalrightythen - 09/02/2015 06:23 - United States - Hobart

Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she'd put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right onto my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth and busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML

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By cheekymac - 09/06/2010 15:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the airport baggage collection when I saw an old man struggling to get his very old and heavy suitcase off the belt before giving up. I had already collected my bag, but wanting to be helpful, the old man watched me as I grabbed his handle, yanked and snapped it clean off. FML

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By betamaxjim - 19/11/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom

Today, as I left class, I felt a tug on my rucksack from behind. Thinking it was just someone deliberately dragging me back, I struggled to let myself free and shouted, "Let go!" I looked over my shoulder just to find that one the straps was trapped in the doorhandle. Everyone was in hysterics. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was carrying some luggage downstairs to put in my car to head back to college. My brother told me my shoes were untied. He said he would tie them for me as I was carrying luggage. I fell down the stairs because he thought it would be funny to tie them together. FML

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By James4929 - 08/01/2010 00:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2015 02:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I turned to face the cashier at the supermarket, I managed to knock over an entire display of gift cards with my backpack. FML

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sparda4355 0

Friday 15 May 2009 16:15

"Today I was pulling my trolley luggage... ...Thinking i looked real cool" There my friend was your first problem...

WickedAwsum 0

Friday 15 May 2009 16:10

Oh my god, that's funny. This could be used for like.. a briefcase commercial.

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sektor 0

Friday 15 May 2009 16:06

what are you? lou ferrigno? how do you not feel that

copycat148 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 3:33

ciz hes from singapore

lovemysnubber 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 7:22

wouldn't the weight shift be obvious?

spacebarry 0

Friday 15 May 2009 16:10

smooth moves cassanova

EmmaDoll10 7

Tuesday 25 October 2011 4:07

Lololol, that's a good one! :D

WickedAwsum 0

Friday 15 May 2009 16:10

Oh my god, that's funny. This could be used for like.. a briefcase commercial.

eminemXshady 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 11:44

hell yes

teufelschloss 0

Friday 15 May 2009 16:11

that is kind of funny :) i hope they were -really- cute.

sparda4355 0

Friday 15 May 2009 16:15

"Today I was pulling my trolley luggage... ...Thinking i looked real cool" There my friend was your first problem...

nolasaints 0

Monday 22 March 2010 3:04

^ true

GMS1 7

Friday 10 September 2010 8:27

lmfao #6 FTW

meow97 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 6:47

So true.

Mylifeskool 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 4:39

hahahaha

idontgiveone 0

Friday 15 May 2009 16:16

What was inside your luggage? Hair gels?

deaditegirl 0

Friday 15 May 2009 16:17

How stupid are you to not notice that? And in what world does pulling luggage at an airport make you look "real cool"?

xHaniffax 0

Friday 15 May 2009 16:24

I can you not notice that you're no longer carrying a weight?

EpicBoobs 0

Friday 15 May 2009 16:40

I lol'd

GMS1 7

Friday 10 September 2010 14:30

epicboobs I love ur name lol

makeitglow 0

Friday 15 May 2009 16:57

lolllllllllllllllllllll number 6 picturing this fml is still funny...

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Today, after nearly a week of having laryngitis, I was finally able to talk a little again. Then I yelled at my son for leaving his shit all over the living room, strained my throat, and can barely even whisper now. FML

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Today, my girlfriend got drunk and started crying, begging me to never break up with her, only for her to say 10 minutes later, "I don’t wanna be with you anymore." Then she asked me if she could buy me some pot, and, "Let’s watch movies." FML

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Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

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Today, I ran into a police officer while on my bike. It wouldn't be so bad, had he not been riding a massive horse. FML

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Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML

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Today, I let my nephew and his friend spend the night to watch movies. After I fell asleep, they stole my liquor and went roaming. When they saw the cop car in front of my house and realized they were busted, they went up to the cop and told them I gave them the alcohol to avoid being grounded. FML

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Today, my daughter's school called to inform me that I needed to bring her some sneakers. Not feeling like driving the 15 minutes to her school, I told them I was away from town. Then I realized I was on my house phone. FML

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Today, at work, an old lady dropped her lipstick into the ladies' room toilet, which is out of order and won't flush. I had to reach in and pull it out amid human waste. She thanked me, then uncapped it, and put some on her lips. FML

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WTF dude?

Same thing different taste

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