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By Anonymous - 06/02/2018 15:00

Today, while working roadside assistance, I arrived to a bewildered client who couldn't find their spare tire. The vehicle in question was a Jeep. I pointed out the spare, but was corrected as "that's just for decoration." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2023 06:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I left home to go to work, only to find that my car had a flat tyre. No problem, I thought, I'll just change it. That's when I discovered that I'd left my spare tyre at the mechanic's last time I had a flat. FML

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By anonymous - 04/09/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I saw a car on the side on the highway with a popped tire. The driver didn't have a spare, so I nicely gave them mine. One hour later my tire popped. FML

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Revenge is a wheel best served cold

By jacked - 17/04/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat, and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be, I found a note. It said, "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex-boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML

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By alucas3 - 29/05/2016 20:14 - United States

Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML

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By tallvet - 22/03/2018 19:00

Today, I told my wife to not drive our car as it has a steering problem and is starting to shake. I got home from work to see it had a flat tire, and asked her if she went anywhere. She'd thought I was exaggerating and went out for coffee. I've been a mechanic for 7 years. FML

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Spare

By Milo - 02/06/2015 16:50 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, one of my tires blew out on the highway. I managed to slow down and pull over without dying, and went to get my spare tire. I found it right where it was supposed to be, knifed to hell and with a taunting note from my psycho ex taped to it. We broke up nearly 3 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 00:01

Today, I went to have my tires replaced. While I was paying, the cashier asked if I would like a warranty for the tires. I said, "Nah, only idiots who can't drive need that." While pulling out of the parking lot, I took the turn too wide and popped my tire on the median. FML

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Road to nowhere

By Anonymous - 05/11/2023 06:00 - Canada

Today, I was driving to an important job interview, and I was running late. Just as I was about to get on the highway, I saw my ex standing by the road with a flat tire. I stopped to help because I'm a nice person. Turns out, the spare tire was also flat. We called for a tow truck, and I missed my interview. FML

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Vacation blues

By Anonymous - 21/07/2012 05:26 - United States

Today, I was headed on vacation with my family. On the way, our trailer tire blew out. Because the trailer was tilted from the flat tire, the door would not open to get the spare. After breaking the window to get the spare and putting it on, the spare blew out. FML

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By Terrance - 14/08/2019 23:01 - United Kingdom - Basingstoke

Today, I tried to point out to a chap in a van waiting at the lights that his tyre was flat, and that the rim had been spitting sparks all the way down the road. I was told in no uncertain terms, “Mind your own bleedin' business!” FML

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Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 6 February 2018 15:12

Just nod and agree. Then call your buddy tow truck driver and split the profit.

pjsr 32

Sunday 28 January 2018 0:36

Sometimes you just can’t fix stupid

Comments

pjsr 32

Sunday 28 January 2018 0:36

Sometimes you just can’t fix stupid

warhammercasey 7

Tuesday 6 February 2018 16:50

Just sometimes?

realjojo 11

Thursday 8 February 2018 5:35

Because sometimes you can use the tire iron...

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 6 February 2018 15:12

Just nod and agree. Then call your buddy tow truck driver and split the profit.

GMSP 18

Tuesday 6 February 2018 15:58

Did the man happen to be gay? If so this guy is just going for prank after prank.

Demon_of_Light 27

Wednesday 7 February 2018 7:05

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thehaystackerine 20

Tuesday 6 February 2018 16:05

$10 says it was one of those stupid ******* 4 door wranglers.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 6 February 2018 16:30

That’s hilarious! Can you give me the location so I can see that idiot on Google Earth?

AzrielB 8

Tuesday 6 February 2018 17:05

Was it several inches larger in diameter with off-road tread while the rest were road tires? Then the guy would be basically correct unless you want the steering pulling you off the road at 40 mph.

Pheonix91 15

Tuesday 6 February 2018 20:25

That is a possibility I hadn't considered, but still major stupidity on someone's part. A big offroading tire might look cool, but you need a functional spare on the vehicle. The driver is still an idiot either way.

dedanjel 33

Tuesday 6 February 2018 18:54

Clearly, their brain is just for decoration

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Tuesday 6 February 2018 19:35

I always thought those kind of Idiots only exist when the item in question is a pc...

acmariner99 25

Tuesday 6 February 2018 20:36

I need to stop thinking the human race can’t possibly get any dumber

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 7 February 2018 9:36

I think the trajectory of the human race is trending toward stupidity. We’re going to have to get reverse thesauruses all of the words that are now “awesome” or “literally.”