Andy Dwyer?

By genieinabottle - 06/02/2018 06:00 - Austria - Bad Ischl

Today, my boyfriend got rid of the full leg cast he had to wear for 6 weeks. He won't stop pissing in a bottle at night because it's more convenient than getting up. At least he empties it himself now. FML
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UselessWeeaboo1 21

Tell him to get off his ass and go to the bathroom like a normal person.

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RichardPencil 30

Get him a chamber pot! He was born about 200 years too late!

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s2kname 9

oh bottle pissing its an art.

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UselessWeeaboo1 21

Tell him to get off his ass and go to the bathroom like a normal person.

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RichardPencil 30

Get him a chamber pot! He was born about 200 years too late!

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Aurora94 20

Get him a diaper. He needs one if he can't use a toilet like an adult

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Mungolikecandy 19

Maybe less fluids before bed and some kegel exercises? Most men can hold it overnight unless he is older man.

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Lobby_Bee 17

He should be able to hit the bowl now that he has honed his aim pissing in a bottle.

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dexter420 21

Tell him you are gonna save the bottles for sex

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Akitakat 31

You're just jealous that it's not that easy for you to go too. ;)

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Pooly_D 7

just get him a sand box or sth.

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ChakatBlackstar 29

Hey, know what's more convenient than a bottle? A diaper! And you'd think it'd get cold in the winter but your body heat keeps it at a comfortable temperature and bonus, you don't have to get out from under the nice warm covers to go into a freezing cold bathroom. Feel free to judge but I'm the one with a warm tushy tonight!

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