FML : Andy Dwyer?

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Andy Dwyer?

Today, my boyfriend got rid of the full leg cast he had to wear for 6 weeks. He won't stop pissing in a bottle at night because it's more convenient than getting up. At least he empties it himself now. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By genieinabottle - / Tuesday 6 February 2018 06:00 / Austria - Bad Ischl

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By UselessWeeaboo1 | 20

#7595347 - Tuesday 6 February 2018 3:08

Tell him to get off his ass and go to the bathroom like a normal person.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7595373 - Tuesday 6 February 2018 6:31

Get him a chamber pot!

He was born about 200 years too late!

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By s2kname | 9

#7591445 - Saturday 27 January 2018 1:12

oh bottle pissing its an art.

By UselessWeeaboo1 | 20

#7595347 - Tuesday 6 February 2018 3:08

Tell him to get off his ass and go to the bathroom like a normal person.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7595373 - Tuesday 6 February 2018 6:31

Get him a chamber pot!

He was born about 200 years too late!

By Aurora94 | 20

#7595374 - Tuesday 6 February 2018 6:33

Get him a diaper. He needs one if he can't use a toilet like an adult

ChakatBlackstar | 28

#7595779 - Wednesday 7 February 2018 3:09

Don't knock it till you try it

By Mungolikecandy | 15

#7595384 - Tuesday 6 February 2018 7:51

Maybe less fluids before bed and some kegel exercises? Most men can hold it overnight unless he is older man.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7595391 - Tuesday 6 February 2018 8:24

He should be able to hit the bowl now that he has honed his aim pissing in a bottle.

By dexter420 | 21

#7595403 - Tuesday 6 February 2018 9:02

Tell him you are gonna save the bottles for sex

By Akitakat | 27

#7595485 - Tuesday 6 February 2018 14:03

You're just jealous that it's not that easy for you to go too. ;)

By Pooly_D | 7

#7595499 - Tuesday 6 February 2018 14:33

just get him a sand box or sth.

By OCD_NME | 16

#7595595 - Tuesday 6 February 2018 18:26

What? He doesn't even have a pot to piss in?

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