Today, I tried to point out to a chap in a van waiting at the...

By Terrance - 14/08/2019 23:01 - United Kingdom - Basingstoke

Today, I tried to point out to a chap in a van waiting at the lights that his tyre was flat, and that the rim had been spitting sparks all the way down the road. I was told in no uncertain terms, “Mind your own bleedin' business!” FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2023 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, some guy has been routinely parking in my designated spot outside my block of flats, so I thought I’d teach him a lesson by putting a clamp on his tyre. I later went outside, and not only had he cut the clamp off, he’d left me a note basically saying, "Better luck next time, asshole." FML

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By ThanksForTheWarningDad - 22/07/2016 11:09 - United States - Wood River

Today, my dad didn't mention he had just aired up the tire on my van and that it might have a hole in it. It wasn't flat when I left the house but it sure as hell was when it exploded, not even a mile down the road. FML

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By wonder woman - 08/09/2012 04:47 - United States - Levittown

Today, my tire blew while I was on the freeway. I had to change the tire in pouring rain while wearing short shorts and flip-flops. No one stopped to help, but several people politely honked as if to remind me of my misfortune. FML

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By Bellend - 21/02/2012 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed a flash car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

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Thanks dude!

By Megan - 11/07/2023 12:00

Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML

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Tired

By Anonymous - 30/03/2023 06:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I left home to go to work, only to find that my car had a flat tyre. No problem, I thought, I'll just change it. That's when I discovered that I'd left my spare tyre at the mechanic's last time I had a flat. FML

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Road rage

By Anonymous - 07/04/2024 00:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I had a “Fuck you” shouting match with a guy who'd tailgated me in the slow lane through an active school zone. I flipped him off when he finally passed, which admittedly wasn’t my best move. He ended up beside me, windows down, where we verbally sparred like teenagers in a dick swinging contest. Regrettably. FML

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(facepalm)

By Anonymous - 06/02/2018 15:00

Today, while working roadside assistance, I arrived to a bewildered client who couldn't find their spare tire. The vehicle in question was a Jeep. I pointed out the spare, but was corrected as "that's just for decoration." FML

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By Dave B - 25/11/2011 06:59 - Reserved

Today, I was verbally abused by a guy in a 4-wheel-drive twat-tank for listening to music on my iPod while I was "blocking the way." I was standing on the footpath waiting for a bus. At a bus stop. FML

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By Brayden - 10/01/2016 03:27 - Australia - Crib Point

Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML

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Memnoc 26

Thursday 15 August 2019 0:48

How dare you try to warn another person about a potentially dangerous situation! For shame, for shame!

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 15 August 2019 1:48

Maybe that’s his way to pick up girls? Seems expensive, but maybe his pick-up lines involve “sparks” and he’s willing to keep replacing wheels as his prop.

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Memnoc 26

Thursday 15 August 2019 0:48

How dare you try to warn another person about a potentially dangerous situation! For shame, for shame!

TinScarecrow 15

Thursday 15 August 2019 0:52

If the rim is throwing sparks the guy already knows about it. He shouldn't have been so rude, it's true, but running into Captain Obvious probably didn't improve his mood

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 15 August 2019 1:48

Maybe that’s his way to pick up girls? Seems expensive, but maybe his pick-up lines involve “sparks” and he’s willing to keep replacing wheels as his prop.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 15 August 2019 2:58

This is the most British thing I've heard all day. And my mom is from Southampton.

maiyapapaiya13 9

Thursday 15 August 2019 3:47

I would have responded with “ I totally would but it’s kind a hard not to notice sparks on the road. Maybe you should be taking care of your own business so I don’t have to in the first place.” 😂😂