Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML
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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, my boyfriend started to kiss my boobs. I am pregnant and started my lactation period. Now every time he looks at me he calls me milky way. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time. He was sucking on my boob, everything was going good. He suddenly stopped and started choking really bad. He thought milk was coming out. Turns out, it was just his gum. The moment was ruined. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
Today, my husband admitted to me that he has a mental block about touching my boobs, because he's afraid that breast milk is going to spurt out at him. I had my son 5 months ago and I don't breast feed. FML
Today, I was woken up by my husband attempting to breastfeed off my lactating nipples. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML
Today, my husband and I were having sex for the first time since I had our son. As I was riding him in a heated passion, he grabbed my breasts. Milk literally shot out onto his face. Mood totally ruined. FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
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Swandive235 27
Everything having to do with calling significant others "Mommy" and "Daddy" needs to stop. It's just weird.
lysx84 24
The whole "daddy" thing always confused me, please don't let "mummy" take off :/
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Comments (117)
tlnorman 18
Men are weird that way it's a mommy complex they still want to be attached to the breast.
RedPillSucks 31
I would say that your life sucks, but its just your left boob.
Liaranvell 4
It's definitely a kink thing, and if it weirds you out op just talk to him about it. I wouldn't say it's a reason to leave him unless the two of you can't work past it.
pampa31 15
11 year old kids be getting hard by this post
ericp96 10
I never got why calling your significant other the title of a parent was a thing Some people are weird I had a gf like that once actually
settlementcity 3
sempaii
militarybrat 21
No.. Just no. That is. No... Eta: its not mummy that bothers me. Its the pretending to breastfeed that does.
worldclassrager 39
The real question is if you were lactating or not
ljennette25 12
My husband likes the milk
RexSmith 4
My (ex) girlfriend would act like a baby, calling me "dada", making baby sounds, and clinging to my leg. It was incredibly creepy, and only after I got properly annoyed at her would she stop. Of course, the only other alternative was for her to get incredibly pissed at me because I didn't "value how cute she was". Sometimes it's a no-win situation.
daddysgirl8 21
Sounds like she's a Little. Ddlg would explain that. She should have explained her kink to you before imposing it on you.
TSummers 11
A couple I knew for YEARS was into the DDLG thing and we had no idea until a drunken conversation slip-up occurred. There was a 10 year age difference, and we used to tease him by asking which playground he picked her up at... those jokes IMMEDIATELY stopped being funny. What consenting adults choose to do is their choice, but it is definitely strange to watch something so personal get outted.