Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML
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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, my boyfriend started to kiss my boobs. I am pregnant and started my lactation period. Now every time he looks at me he calls me milky way. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time. He was sucking on my boob, everything was going good. He suddenly stopped and started choking really bad. He thought milk was coming out. Turns out, it was just his gum. The moment was ruined. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
Today, my husband admitted to me that he has a mental block about touching my boobs, because he's afraid that breast milk is going to spurt out at him. I had my son 5 months ago and I don't breast feed. FML
Today, I was woken up by my husband attempting to breastfeed off my lactating nipples. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML
Today, my husband and I were having sex for the first time since I had our son. As I was riding him in a heated passion, he grabbed my breasts. Milk literally shot out onto his face. Mood totally ruined. FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
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Swandive235 27
Everything having to do with calling significant others "Mommy" and "Daddy" needs to stop. It's just weird.
lysx84 24
The whole "daddy" thing always confused me, please don't let "mummy" take off :/
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Comments (117)
christian1509 21
I cringe every time someone calls their partner mommy or daddy
Badkarma4u 17
#13 Is actually correct. Some people may use it for age play, but once they get older and have kids a light bulb will come on.
ScenePanda45 13
just call him daddy and be like HA BITCH
moonfal 21
Everyone should be able to call their significant other what they want to because it's their relationship regardless if people think it's weird or whatnot. However, since this is a turn off for you, have a discussion with him about it.
iAlissa 34
The world of BDSM fetishes can be a dark and scary place
pasupathymuthu 16
This is not BDSM. It was just a form of Roleplay.
Sammeydw 22
Wrong! BDSM is one (of MANY) forms of Roleplay.
DoomedGemini 37
Bdsm itself is not roleplay. It can include many types of roleplay, but it itself is not roleplay.
fakedsincerity 32
It's not my thing but people who are like "ewww why do people do that" are usually the same people who call their partner "baby" or "babe" which is infantilising their partner. weird double standard. but totally if it freaks you out definitely tell him. kinks need to be shared and consensual and not make either partner feel uncomfortable.
crackyeggy 9
who calls their actual baby babe though a babe is a hot woman
TheLadyOpal 30
Way way back in ye olden days, "babe" was another word for infant.
9a_1z 12
I started off calling my partner 'babe' in a sarcastic 'haha we'll never be so cringey as to call each other babe seriously' way. How little we knew.
firefighter925 18
People are lickin each others buttholes and yall wanna freakout over someone calling someone else "mummy" or "babe" lol
VeganVampyre 26
47- same here... And I still think it's weird, despite now being one of the people who does it. I just try not to think about it :/ I mean, when you really think about it, all pet names are weird. They're pretty much all food, animals, or just nonsense. So I figure nobody can judge anyone else, we all have something strange that we call our SO by.
NamesIncognita 15
this is why I stay away from people who have kinks...
amberthebear 7
yeah that's just a tad bit creepy
buckdharma 37
Buy him a bottle and some Enfamil and tell him he needs practice.
lulinator 40
I had an experience similar to this. I started dating a man who was sexually abused by his mother as a child, and as a result, he had a breast feeding fetish as that was one of the ways she abused him (I won't go into details). He asked me if I would induce lactation (I guess there are ways..?) so he could fulfill his fetish/need. Uhm... NEXT!! Not saying, OP, that your boyfriend is even close to this 'damaged,' but it's definitely not a normal situation!!
interesting33 36
People have fetishes and some are a bit weird but they aren't 'wrong'. if you aren't comfortable with it that is ok but someone having a fetish does not mean a relationship necessarily has to end. Not everyone with fetishes were abused (not that you said they were). I do have an issue with how this was worded though, 'damaged' is a hard word to use. Everyone suffers from various things to different degrees, and it sounds like this issue really affected both of you in the relationship, but when people use the word 'damaged' it can suggest that someone has 'lost their value' or something, and that is not the case at all.
alexthevaultgirl 13
Pedophilia is considered to be a fetish...going by your comment it's okay to love children like adults love eachother! You're basically saying its okay
makkarari 18
My BF does that too. After having kids and nursing, he now pretends to 'nurse'. So creepy and annoying! I totally feel for you
thatonetribute 31
That is so creepy. I would not tolerate that.
DoomedGemini 37
I'd say tell him you don't like it, and if he doesn't stop you need a serious conversation. Everyone has their kinks, but partners need to be comfortable with doing them.
makkarari 18
Oh I always tell him to stop, and most of the time it's just in fun and games, and not to get frisky... It's harmless enough, and I get him back in my own ways! :)
DoomedGemini 37
Ah I see! Sorry, I misunderstood
Richard6036 13
Maybe he just needs a diaper change, unless he has a mama thing for you