Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML
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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, my boyfriend started to kiss my boobs. I am pregnant and started my lactation period. Now every time he looks at me he calls me milky way. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time. He was sucking on my boob, everything was going good. He suddenly stopped and started choking really bad. He thought milk was coming out. Turns out, it was just his gum. The moment was ruined. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
Today, my husband admitted to me that he has a mental block about touching my boobs, because he's afraid that breast milk is going to spurt out at him. I had my son 5 months ago and I don't breast feed. FML
Today, I was woken up by my husband attempting to breastfeed off my lactating nipples. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML
Today, my husband and I were having sex for the first time since I had our son. As I was riding him in a heated passion, he grabbed my breasts. Milk literally shot out onto his face. Mood totally ruined. FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
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Swandive235 27
Everything having to do with calling significant others "Mommy" and "Daddy" needs to stop. It's just weird.
lysx84 24
The whole "daddy" thing always confused me, please don't let "mummy" take off :/
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Comments (117)
Darbstar101 19
Wasn't there something on American Horror story about this...
shinikageWolf 15
Sounds like someone still hasn't outgrown his Oedipus complex.
LadyAstrid 5
Different strokes for different folks. I'm 9 months pregnant, and my boyfriend was interested in trying my breast milk, I'm willing to let him try at least haha. Also, when I talk to my dog, I refer to my boyfriend as "daddy", at least to the puppy. idk, seems like it's all in good fun.
8djht8 19
You should pull out your boobs in his face and say "baby wants colostrum?"
daddysgirl8 21
He's probably into ABDL. And why is alright to call your partner 'baby' but not 'Daddy'? My boyfriend and I are DDLG. Lots of people enjoy it. You vanillas need to find a new hobby other than bashing DDLG/MDLB
NashSullivan 0
Nice.
iLeah_fml 5
my bf did the same thing to me....
snowkittyyy 18
I thank god for the sensible comments I see here, in comparison to the ignorant ones calling it creepy or weird instead of understanding that it can be a fetish.
PotatoesAndCake 26
First it was baby, then it was daddy, now it's mummy?! Oh, god...
insurgent 13
that's just disgusting