Today, I was making love to my wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, I went down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I almost suffocated. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, my wife fell asleep. I was giving her head at the time. Her snoring gave it away. FML
Today, after a long dry spell, I spent a day treating my wife, ending with a full body massage. She was wearing only panties, breathing heavily, and spread her legs, so I reached for her crotch to finger her… and she kicked me in the head so hard I fell off the bed and split my head open. FML
Today, my wife threw up in the middle of sex, then fell asleep right after. I didn't even finish and it'd been over a month since the last time. FML
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andres19 0
that's why you wear protection
ahlun 0
doggy skill requires skill
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Comments (253)
emily14swim 0
least you still orgasmed? ;)
PeytonGiles 0
true
junoemilymae 6
hahahahahahahahahaha oh thts hot
Trupe 3
I guess that's not what you had in mind when you thought of getting head...
inslb54 0
everyone its his wife. if he doesnt wear a rubber iys his choice. leave it aline.
MissMaryContrary 3
*whisper* they're making a pun. ;)
sydmadhurf 6
ok helmets r a veryyyyy good idea!!!!!!!
xTeddyBear 0
Epic..... Fail! nxt time try a diff style doggy overused x.x
leethewrestler 0
story of my life
Decodedman 1
Yeah, that's a good explanation for why your wife gave you two black eyes and a broken nose.
Snipedog42 0
Maybe you should wear helmets nextime
georgei 0
good idea
georgei 0
holy f dude