Sex, Fantasy and Intimacy: Easy - FML

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By pokie - 30/08/2009 05:38 - United States

Spicy

Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML

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By JK - 01/02/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

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Denied!

By Hystcheria - 25/07/2021 02:01 - United States - Fredericksburg

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Today, I told my long-distance boyfriend that I'd like to throw my legs over my head and have him cram his dick deep inside me. He told me to order a pizza, "It'd be more fun." FML

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By okay._. - 01/11/2012 07:54 - United States - Marysville

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Today, I texted my boyfriend saying that I couldn't wait for him to get home and see my costume, and that I had dressed up as a naked lady. He texted back asking if I could dress up as someone who was making dinner instead. FML

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By fml_for_real - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

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Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 08:17 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML

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By boyfriendisatoss - 26/12/2009 07:22 - Australia

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Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML

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Beam me up!

By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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Non sequitur

By lisacasabonita - 12/11/2010 16:31 - United States

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Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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By Username - 23/11/2010 06:50

Spicy

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML

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Top comments

RockieGirl 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 12:38

but that's AWESOME!

growingupnextmon 3

Sunday 30 August 2009 12:52

Well, i must admit pokemon was incredibly cool back in the day and still kinda is. So essentially your Bf is awesome.

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LabelMeNot 0

Monday 31 August 2009 0:00

While dressed in the pikachu costume make sure you refer to his nut sack as his pokeballs LOL

Withdrawn 0

Monday 31 August 2009 0:26

Your boyfriend is such a cutie.

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 31 August 2009 0:35

Hmm... Normally I'm okay with fetishes, but this sounds borderline furry of him. 8C Unless he's just in it for the fact that it would seem like you appreciate Pokemon like him.... Tell him to hook up with the girl who named her boyfriend's penis "Squirtle" As for eating on the kitchen table... AH GROSS. I mean, you eat off that thing... I mean literally, eating food. Yeah you can clean it off but... Then again, lots of giggles when company comes over.

youthought 0

Monday 31 August 2009 1:24

http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp7mzi5ob01qzjqvjo1_500.jpg So is that you?

Yaridovich23 0

Monday 31 August 2009 1:47

Just be thankful he didn't want you to dress as Mr. Mime...-_-

TibAtSchool 0

Monday 31 August 2009 2:03

pikachu CAN be pretty sexy...

monkey314159 0

Monday 31 August 2009 2:16

he just saw this picture: http://www.mediaoccurs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/cosplay_580_full.jpg That pikachu can use "flash" anytime on me.

heyheyhey3 0

Monday 31 August 2009 2:53

wow. 153-160. hilarious.

Calimouse 0

Monday 31 August 2009 3:45

I think his fantasy is cute! :D

lucey15 0

Monday 31 August 2009 3:52

yo raichu is teh shit,

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