Today, I finished moving out of my apartment and decided to clean the fridge before I left. I pulled out a drawer that I never used and was shocked to find a moldy, rotten, decayed watermelon. I remembered that I had bought a watermelon the first week I moved into the apartment. Four years ago. FML
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saskiia1
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thats nasty, how could you not notice that for 4 years?
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boobaloo_fml
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wtf man? u shouldn't keep watermelons in drawers, it's bloody common sense....
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supermike33
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YDI for eatin fruit
FIRST
FIRST
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blakehilli8
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Second
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Failzoid
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You guys should really stop doing that.
Especially when you're not 2nd. More like 42nd.
Hmm. You get big round things.. then you forget about them.
Good luck getting laid.
Especially when you're not 2nd. More like 42nd.
Hmm. You get big round things.. then you forget about them.
Good luck getting laid.
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dbgtboy
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4th
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backagainbitch
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HOW THE FUCK IS THIS A 'FUCK MY LIFE' IT REALLY IS FUCK EVERYONE ELSES LIFE FOR HAVING TO LIVE ON THE SAME PLANET AS SUCH A DIRTY BITCH DONT TELL ME TO SHUT UP I'LL SAY WHAT I WANT CUNTBAG I WAS JUST SICK BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKING DISGUSTING BY YOU
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XxRocker94xX
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Turn off the damn CAPS.
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davidcav6790
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Get a life. Seriously.
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allie2590
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Shut up, bitch.
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Ucla_cupcake
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Learn how to spell and speak coherent. Idiot.
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Intoxicunt
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You mean "coherentLY"?
Adverbs and adjectives aren't interchangeable!
Adverbs and adjectives aren't interchangeable!
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egaonogenki
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I'd better check those drawers right now then!
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ShannonBananan76
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wouldn't she smell the watermelon before then??
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the_lololagist
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Do you LIVE to flame people? Cause I've seen your username in a bunch of other places, insulting whatever.
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brinky09
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Aww you're dumb aren't you? :)
@rydawg How did you not smell that?
@rydawg How did you not smell that?
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megamandude455
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you know what bornagainbitch?? shut up. nobody gives a flying fuck about what you think!! instead of saying all that, just say one word like lame, or how about nothing at all. say it to yourself next time you want to hurt (online) someone's feelings. don't let the person who posted the subject of interest know that you hate it. say all that you wrote, but not online. why don't YOU go kill yourself for wasting your time for writing that and wasting everyone else's time for reading it.
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GiddyXD
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so it took you 4 years to move into your apartment?
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lildrummerboy47
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#1 - apparently he doesn't eat fruit.
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IndigoFuckYou
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55-way to go, for being a complete douchebag. Over the Internet, no less. I hope you realize how much of an ignorant, insecure coward you just made yourself look like.
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boobaloo_fml
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wtf man? u shouldn't keep watermelons in drawers, it's bloody common sense....
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pingpongdj
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duh. and you couldn't smell a 4-year-old moldy decayed rotten watermelon?
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ifzombiesattack
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exactly! how would a watermelon even FIT in a drawer?
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ImJustJoking
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Hes talking about one of those drawers in the fridge.... wow. You can see he was cleaning the FRIDGE. and most new fridges have drawers in them.
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ragglefraggle
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Yeah, but most fridge drawers aren't big enough to even FIT a watermelon. Unless the watermelon is like the size of a cucumber.
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Puolukka
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You do realize that with a knife you can cut up the watermelon? :) Maybe OP cut it in half or something.
But on a sidenote, our fridge can fit a watermelon the size of a basketball in the drawer thing. And it's a German fridge which is not that big.
But on a sidenote, our fridge can fit a watermelon the size of a basketball in the drawer thing. And it's a German fridge which is not that big.
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Mo_mo
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yeah thats pretty gross. how clean did u keep your fridge, or even your entire apartment, that u didnt smell a FOUR YEAR OLD ROTTING WATERMELON?? Thats freakin gross. YDI.
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jjames67
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fridges have clear drawers. you would think he'd have seen it in four years.
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junaho
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Hahaha, eat dat watermelon!
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No_Heart
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You would have to be prety black to even think about it.
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boomlol
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Rofl, well said
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Mylees
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love the hair
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waterynuggets
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How the fuck did you not smell that?
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catkat25
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that's what I want to know. he had to have smelled it.
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Sun_Kissed18
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Maybe hes just so dirty that a 4 year old watermellon smells... good? Well maybe not good but he couldnt have thought the smell was bad or he would have noticed by now.
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cefarix
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Pics or it didn't happen
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skeez_fml
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agreed
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Moy_fml
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I dunno but you just lost the game.
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Dahlia_F
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god DAMN it.
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No_Heart
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Well i don't.
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hothotheat_
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FUUCCKK! I definitely did.
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Lounia_fml
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What game?? o.O
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Ludaman44
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Fuck you son lol. I hate you for that :-(
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saskiia1
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thats nasty, how could you not notice that for 4 years?
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tcearl
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Hi
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yes_seriously
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ooo thats bad! we had one in there for just over a week and it was rank cant imagine it after 4 YEARS!! wtf...
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PandaPandaPandaX
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Hahah 'Oh that's where I left that thing..'
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Lizzypumba
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Ick! Not a friendly surprise
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epicwinmaster
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how could you not smell that? unless the drawer is air tight? well just hang it on your cieling fan. it should be squishy enough that when they turn it on, they splatter it everywhere.
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IndigoFuckYou
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this is an idea I have to look into.