By Oops - 10/06/2013 11:22 - United States

Today, my friend got dumped. I wanted to say, "You must be devastated", thinking, "That really sucks." I said, "You must really suck." FML
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Welshite 39
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Open mouth, insert foot.

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perdix 29

If she did really suck, she wouldn't have gotten dumped ;)

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Welshite 39
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Open mouth, insert foot.

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mn_shr 22
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Honest mistake OP. Happens to everyone.

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Wizardo 33

Freud would be proud...

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DustyStorm 16
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It does happen! Hopefully your friend understands and you were able to backtrack and recover nicely. Gotta love that awkward moment after....ughhhh!

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kim_larsa 5

*twinkles toes*

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fareith 15
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A translation for OP - Open foot, insert mouth

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RedWingSD 6
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Lol looks like yøu were the one who sucked lol

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supercalyyy 7
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This really sucks! Sorry OP

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jakeydudey 13
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I'm not sure if its already been said, but there's a button for that.

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fareith 15
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24 - I'm not sure if it's already been said, but you don't have to be a dick about it.

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molzipan 16
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I think you came off more as a dick than 24, #37

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Ian7890 23
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I think you came off as more of a dick than 37 being a dick to 24, #50

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fareith 15
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50 - Good job, your understanding of sarcasm and human nature is outstanding.

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cgguardian 17
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Ouch, slip of the tongue...I hope you explained it afterwards! D:

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JamieLT 22
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Yeah, bc I'm sure if you did, It is understandable. Little tongue tied. Nbd

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perdix 29

If she did really suck, she wouldn't have gotten dumped ;)

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supercalyyy 7
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Not if she sucked at sucking ;)

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The_Thinker 18
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Oh, dammit perdix! Got there before me, you did.

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perdix 29

#10, Amen to that! #17, sorry ;)

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Pro_Nothing 9
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The thinker must really start to think less and do more

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VampireBiter 7
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Thank you #6 for reading my mind

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boredSOLDIER 33
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Should make for a chuckle, tell his ass to cheer up, drink water and drive on with a hard on

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Pro_Nothing 9
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OP is female, although the same can be applied except the last is replaced with a lady boner

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JoeGrant 12

Freudian slips - they'll get you every time.

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Punny 3
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i hope your friend understands

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journeytotheend 16
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This really devastating

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The_Thinker 18
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On the contrary, if your friend could really suck, I doubt she would've been dumped in the first place.

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