FML : Today, my friend got dumped. I wanted to say, "You must be devastated", thinking, "That really sucks." I said, "You must really suck." FML

Today, my friend got dumped. I wanted to say, "You must be devastated", thinking, "That really sucks." I said, "You must really suck." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Oops - / Monday 10 June 2013 11:22 / United States

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By Welshite | 39

#5528553 - Monday 10 June 2013 16:25

Open mouth, insert foot.

By perdix | 29

#5528563 - Monday 10 June 2013 16:28

If she did really suck, she wouldn't have gotten dumped ;)

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By Welshite | 39

#5528553 - Monday 10 June 2013 16:25

Open mouth, insert foot.

mn_shr | 22

#5528576 - Monday 10 June 2013 16:31

Honest mistake OP. Happens to everyone.

Wizardo | 33

#5528622 - Monday 10 June 2013 17:03

Freud would be proud...

DustyStorm | 16

#5528625 - Monday 10 June 2013 17:08

It does happen! Hopefully your friend understands and you were able to backtrack and recover nicely. Gotta love that awkward moment after....ughhhh!

kim_larsa | 5

#5528637 - Monday 10 June 2013 17:20

*twinkles toes*

BauerMegan | 31

#5528652 - Monday 10 June 2013 17:38

Ha #1 I lol'ed

fareith | 15

#5528659 - Monday 10 June 2013 17:45

A translation for OP - Open foot, insert mouth

RedWingSD | 6

#5529724 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 10:50

Lol looks like yøu were the one who sucked lol

By supercalyyy | 7

#5528554 - Monday 10 June 2013 16:26

This really sucks! Sorry OP

jakeydudey | 13

#5528598 - Monday 10 June 2013 16:46

I'm not sure if its already been said, but there's a button for that.

fareith | 15

#5528664 - Monday 10 June 2013 17:51

24 - I'm not sure if it's already been said, but you don't have to be a dick about it.

molzipan | 16

#5528785 - Monday 10 June 2013 19:21

I think you came off more as a dick than 24, #37

Ian7890 | 23

#5529533 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 7:09

I think you came off as more of a dick than 37 being a dick to 24, #50

fareith | 15

#5530233 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 18:45

50 - Good job, your understanding of sarcasm and human nature is outstanding.

By cgguardian | 17

#5528557 - Monday 10 June 2013 16:26

Ouch, slip of the tongue...I hope you explained it afterwards! D:

JamieLT | 22

#5528582 - Monday 10 June 2013 16:33

Yeah, bc I'm sure if you did, It is understandable. Little tongue tied. Nbd

By prickly_pear | 9

#5528560 - Monday 10 June 2013 16:27

Awkward.

By perdix | 29

#5528563 - Monday 10 June 2013 16:28

If she did really suck, she wouldn't have gotten dumped ;)

supercalyyy | 7

#5528570 - Monday 10 June 2013 16:30

Not if she sucked at sucking ;)

The_Thinker | 18

#5528580 - Monday 10 June 2013 16:32

Oh, dammit perdix! Got there before me, you did.

perdix | 29

#5528588 - Monday 10 June 2013 16:34

#10, Amen to that!

#17, sorry ;)

Pro_Nothing | 9

#5528630 - Monday 10 June 2013 17:16

The thinker must really start to think less and do more

The_Thinker | 18

#5528679 - Monday 10 June 2013 18:13

I know, right?

VampireBiter | 7

#5533265 - Thursday 13 June 2013 17:57

Thank you #6 for reading my mind

By boredSOLDIER | 33

#5528564 - Monday 10 June 2013 16:28

Should make for a chuckle, tell his ass to cheer up, drink water and drive on with a hard on

Pro_Nothing | 9

#5528636 - Monday 10 June 2013 17:19

OP is female, although the same can be applied except the last is replaced with a lady boner

By JoeGrant | 12

#5528566 - Monday 10 June 2013 16:29

Freudian slips - they'll get you every time.

By Punny | 3

#5528567 - Monday 10 June 2013 16:29

i hope your friend understands

By journeytotheend | 16

#5528571 - Monday 10 June 2013 16:30

This really devastating

By The_Thinker | 18

#5528572 - Monday 10 June 2013 16:30

On the contrary, if your friend could really suck, I doubt she would've been dumped in the first place.

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