FML : Today, I found out why a boy I like has been ignoring me since we went out for drinks the other night. I accidentally got too drunk and remember nothing...

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Today, I found out why a boy I like has been ignoring me since we went out for drinks the other night. I accidentally got too drunk and remember nothing except that I decided to play on my phone for awhile. The next day he wouldn't even talk to me and when I asked why, he told me that I had drunkenly revealed to him that I had multiple crushes, all of their names, and had showed him all of my conversations with them on WhatsApp. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Bibi - / Sunday 16 July 2017 21:30 / Brazil - Brasilia

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By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7494595 - Sunday 16 July 2017 21:54

How does one accidentally get drunk? An open bottle of whiskey walking nearby tripped, fell, and landed in your mouth?

By A Frenchy in Eire | 31

#7494588 - Sunday 16 July 2017 21:51

One does not simply "accidentally" get too drunk...

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By A Frenchy in Eire | 31

#7494588 - Sunday 16 July 2017 21:51

One does not simply "accidentally" get too drunk...

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7494595 - Sunday 16 July 2017 21:54

How does one accidentally get drunk? An open bottle of whiskey walking nearby tripped, fell, and landed in your mouth?

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Cali | 54

#7497076 - Tuesday 18 July 2017 17:21

Have you never underestimated the strength of a mixed drink? Sometimes a single glass of punch can almost knock you out!

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7494599 - Sunday 16 July 2017 21:57

Drunk you has no shame.

By Taurus_ChicKa | 35

#7494604 - Sunday 16 July 2017 22:03

I clicked YDI as soon as I read you got too drunk.

By NostalgiaFreak9 | 40

#7494627 - Sunday 16 July 2017 22:28

Then maybe you should exercise self control. Ever think about that?

By Gwengreen | 5

#7494662 - Sunday 16 July 2017 23:03

This is a sad example of hate the playa, not the game. Poor form OP.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7494691 - Sunday 16 July 2017 23:55

You really need to know your limit.

Guys don’t like it when girls get sloppy drunk. Unless they are rapists.

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korpse | 6

#7507677 - Wednesday 26 July 2017 13:43

Anyone who gets sloppy drunk can get annoying; it's not a question of gender.

By thatslifeiguess7 | 15

#7494700 - Monday 17 July 2017 0:10

You my dear are not old enough to drink...now or ever! How old are you? 13? Geez did a genie show up and make you drunk?

By ImminentDisaster | 12

#7495167 - Monday 17 July 2017 10:06

Maybe OP has never had alcohol or gotten drunk before, so didn't realise how quickly they'd get drunk or quite what effect it would have on them.

By jessicasoho | 13

#7495172 - Monday 17 July 2017 10:11

Did you date Bill Cosby?

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