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By pokie - 30/08/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML

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By JK - 01/02/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

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Denied!

By Hystcheria - 25/07/2021 02:01 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I told my long-distance boyfriend that I'd like to throw my legs over my head and have him cram his dick deep inside me. He told me to order a pizza, "It'd be more fun." FML

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By okay._. - 01/11/2012 07:54 - United States - Marysville

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying that I couldn't wait for him to get home and see my costume, and that I had dressed up as a naked lady. He texted back asking if I could dress up as someone who was making dinner instead. FML

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By fml_for_real - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML

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By boyfriendisatoss - 26/12/2009 07:22 - Australia

Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML

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Beam me up!

By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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Non sequitur

By lisacasabonita - 12/11/2010 16:31 - United States

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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By Username - 23/11/2010 06:50

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML

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RockieGirl 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 12:38

but that's AWESOME!

growingupnextmon 3

Sunday 30 August 2009 12:52

Well, i must admit pokemon was incredibly cool back in the day and still kinda is. So essentially your Bf is awesome.

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satanstoystore 0

Monday 31 August 2009 4:07

wear it! on the table.

evlbb2 2

Monday 31 August 2009 4:33

DO IT :D You do that for him, he eats you out on your table :p Win Win also pics >>

DRY0YRD 0

Monday 31 August 2009 4:33

Well then me and your boyfriend have something in common.

Icy_fml 0

Monday 31 August 2009 5:23

Role-playing is role-playing. It's weird as shit. But srsly YDI for bitching about it.

incu31 1

Monday 31 August 2009 5:35

That's hot!

followmeimfamous 0

Monday 31 August 2009 5:57

a pikachu costume?? your dating a looser i like your idea better =p

ThatCoolDudeYuNo 0

Monday 31 August 2009 6:05

This Is Why He Wants You In A Pikachu Outfit. Comic Con '09 Baby. Best Eva! http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/30/pika-1.jpg

Yuuki_chan_fml 0

Monday 31 August 2009 6:07

I would dress in a Pikachu oufit for my boyfriend, any day. But he has to be Squirtle. xD

Mayz_fml 0

Monday 31 August 2009 6:30

Haha, same here [X

joshwa 0

Monday 31 August 2009 6:53

PIKACHU FOR THE WIN!!!

Shyman4ever 0

Monday 31 August 2009 7:27

I bet you would look hot in a pikachu costume, just try before you judge.

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Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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Today, I went to meet a potential client at Starbucks all the way across town about designing his website. I was extremely excited because I really need the work. I sat for an hour. Turns out he was across the street, at the other Starbucks. FML

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Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML

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Today, I noticed I have more alcohol in my fridge than I do actual food. FML

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Today, I received the bubble wrap that I'd ordered. When I opened the box, almost every single bubble had been popped. At the bottom of the box, there was a sticky note that said, "Sorry." FML

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Today, I was cooking dinner when I noticed a cockroach on the kitchen counter. I reflexively tried to spray it with what I had to hand, which was window cleaner, but it seems to have pissed it off and flew right at me instead. I screamed and ran out of the kitchen, leaving the roach in charge. FML

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