Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML
Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML
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boomBOOMshake 0
You should have just played it off as the thong being from a girl who you had sex with, obvious thing to do in that awkward situation.
sebastian406 0
Yeah.. but for all they know it's from the girl that you nailed the other night. They have no idea it's your parent's unless you told them.
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Comments (119)
jams441 0
I have just one question. Why is ur football team having a sleepover???? R u guys gay?
weeeezy 0
hahahahaha, i agree with everyone who said to say it was from a girl you hooked up with ;)
ams116 0
wow, you have some ****** up parents. Tell them to get their own ******* sleeping bag!
Ashfungo 0
FYL FYL FYL oh man that is so gross. But who the **** has football sleepovers? Unless you mean soccer sleepover and your a girl.
whynotlive 0
ahhaahhahha ouch
sensual_kidney 0
thats your que to puke EVERYWHERE
sensual_kidney 0
(the real ending): then i puked on everything from the thought of sleeping in my parents juices. FML
Kallo_fml 0
Dude! omglolroflmao.. your parents have had sex! omglol. I wish they've never done that.
uj_fml 4
shoulda told them it was yours
XOfiestypixie 0
#66 is the only one who thought that the OP could've meant soccer instead of what North American's refer to as football? (I'm Canadian by the way, so I won't deny that I first thought the OP was talking about our version of football as well) The OP could quite easily be British and quite possibly a girl; but even if they're not, it doesn't necessarily make them gay. Grow up and cut out the gay comments. If a coach tells a team to do something, and the team is REALLY dedicated, they do it. It doesn't matter what it is. And if you REALLY think it's gay for a male football team to have a sleepover together, think about this: if the sleepover is so apparently gay, how about when teams shower after practice/games? They're naked in the showers with very little to cover them, and are half-to-fully naked when they exit the shower to finish changing (by half i mean covered by a towel). Couldn't that be considered gay too?
Epikouros 32
Sure, I'm considering it in a gay way right now, #72.