Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML
Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML
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boomBOOMshake 0
You should have just played it off as the thong being from a girl who you had sex with, obvious thing to do in that awkward situation.
sebastian406 0
Yeah.. but for all they know it's from the girl that you nailed the other night. They have no idea it's your parent's unless you told them.
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Comments (119)
kandace 0
oooo noooo underwear of your moms! LAME! jeez, you can tell 3/4 of this site is written by 12 year olds. Go read some more J14 mags!
zandar 0
football campout= manly football sleepover= not even gay, I just think of popcorn, footie pajamas and teddy bears. Did you talk about girls you think are cute too?
DankJemo 0
::at your house:: ::The same moment you were finding that thong:: Mom: "Hey sweetie, have you seen my sexy underwear. I was going to surprise you tonight, but I can't find them" Dad: "No dear, the last place I saw them was ... Oh my god! They're still in the sleeping bag!"
hahah808 0
mahaha 9 and 23 yeah, i was thinking about the fact that there were probably leftovers too...ewwwww that is so nasty. and duh play it off as some girl you did. unless you're a known virgin. in which case...you managed to get plastered drunk at your last camping trip...and your family went with a family that had a hot daughter? so you wouldn't remember? yeah. that would work.
patray_angel 0
I feel sorry for the OP. To everyone that says the OP should have just played it off like they were from a girl he had been with, while I agree that that would be the best thing to do, how many of you would actually be able to pull that off and be believeable? I mean, come on, if you just found your mom's thong and realized what took place in the sleeping bag you were currently laying in? The OP I am sure had an instant disgust look on his face. Which is not the reaction you are going to have if you found the thong of a girl you just banged.
teh_ass 0
I lol'd hard. You should have smelt it and cummed in it despite where it came from. Alternately, sell it for $10. Either way, a good experience.
ZeShadow 0
The lack of imagination might actually have helped him to sleep that night. The football sleepover is the real FYL here... unless he's 8. Come on... sleepover bonding....
swyman 0
most definitely say that it was the hottie you had sex with. that's perfect, if only you had thought of it
llamatrauma 5
32 ftw
Gotz_No_Love 1
hopefully, you told them the right thing, if you know what i mean