Embarrassing, Vacation, Underwear, Camping and Football: Dropped the ball

Dropped the ball

By TrueStories - 13/04/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML

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By rob - 23/11/2008 10:59 - France

Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML

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By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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By DangerZone - 12/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML

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By volleyballgirl - 28/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

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By asdfghjkl - 10/02/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML

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Bad boy

By darlingditz - 02/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML

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Run run run!

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

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By Mackdaddy - 07/02/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2010 09:36 - United States

Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML

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boomBOOMshake 0

Monday 13 April 2009 15:59

You should have just played it off as the thong being from a girl who you had sex with, obvious thing to do in that awkward situation.

sebastian406 0

Monday 13 April 2009 16:00

Yeah.. but for all they know it's from the girl that you nailed the other night. They have no idea it's your parent's unless you told them.

Comments

FredJones 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 5:49

Probably fake, not football season.

ellis90009 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 6:07

football team sleepovers sounds kinda weird to me i didn't even know half of my team mates when i played and non of them had a house big enough for all of us

melissa_10 7

Tuesday 14 April 2009 6:29

ewwwww......

lowcapacityx 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 7:15

SUP STUD WITH MOM'S RED THONG IN SLEEPING BAG who has sleepovers with other boys.

lowcapacityx 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 7:15

DUDE this would make a good porno. Intro to something very interesting.

Freed0mfr1es 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 7:46

Im not sure about every on else but i think its a bit wrong that you were at a " football sleep over".. Did you guys give eachother makeovers and bitch about the preppy boys?

breaksprinter_ 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:33

just don't say anything about your mother and let the guys think you scored big. but don't your parents have their own sleeping bags? i wonder what your dad's mark on your sleeping bag was..... o_o that is the true fyl.

bakersdozen 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 18:55

football sleepover? sounds a little gay...

MCart_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:34

#4 has it dead on, you only ruined that one if you said it was your mom's thong, if you just shut up and smiled your friends would have nothing but respect.