Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML
Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML
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boomBOOMshake 0
You should have just played it off as the thong being from a girl who you had sex with, obvious thing to do in that awkward situation.
sebastian406 0
Yeah.. but for all they know it's from the girl that you nailed the other night. They have no idea it's your parent's unless you told them.
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Comments (119)
IanKasprzak123 0
You shouldve ate the thong and yell out how tasty your mothers salty taint tastes
IllegalLight 0
Yeah, could have made for a great story. On second thought, they could have realized you were "lying".
detesbabs 0
I agree with all those who said the most disturbing aspect of this story is the all-male football sleepover. I just want to know one thing, was there a pillow fight? How bout a team shower?
Nobody2787 0
Wtf, an all guy sleepover? what are you 9? you shouldent even know what a thong is. i bet u do like tackeling other men.
vivalaryan54 0
football sleepover?
jayjaylee19 0
ewwwwww
RandomFool 5
That sucks, did you at least say it was a girl's you hooked up with?
xHaniffax 0
that's bad but it's not really a FML it's just hella awkward.
outlaw24 0
comment #87 omg lol
thatguy5207 0
Tell everyone that they were your girlfriend's, duh. Why would you even go to that. My school told us that we had a mandatory sleepover in the gym with the seniors. They cancelled it due to lack of participation and a presence of common sense.