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Drained

By please_no - 16/03/2010 14:40 - United States

Today, the water in my shower wouldn't drain so I used a snake to unclog it. I pulled almost a full foot of nasty hair and gunk out of the drain. I just moved in, and the previous owner was an elderly woman. I just pulled a foot of old lady pubes out of my drain. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML

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By umyuck - 03/05/2015 16:55 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

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By NeedsANewApartment - 13/01/2016 05:54 - United States - Wurtsboro

Today, sewage came up the toilet and tub in my apartment and spread far enough to get into the hallway. The maintenance crew found the source of the blocked pipes to be a ten inch long weave some idiot flushed down a toilet. FML

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By Waitingtomoveout - 12/01/2017 17:09

Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML

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Got a screw loose

By stupid^2 - 04/10/2021 20:00

Today, I did something you never ever should do. I removed the screw in the shower drain. What I didn't know was that it's impossible to know if the shower will leak afterwards. I just wanted to properly clean the drain. FML

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Nice mental image

By Maggie - 17/03/2020 17:00

Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 02:52 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, my sink seemed to be filling up with dirty water. Concerned, I turned on the garbage disposal and plunged away. With no change in the water levels, I called a plumber. He reached in, pulled out the drain plug, and give me his bill while chuckling to himself. FML

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By KieRendan - 25/05/2012 19:59 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML

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Gunk

By married to a bipedal husky - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Lake Butler

Today, I found out that my wife sheds worse than a husky when she showers. I've had to clean the drain before I shower or it floods the bathroom floor. FML

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clipse 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 19:40

How do you know it's not just regular hair?

Firate 3

Tuesday 16 March 2010 19:42

When was the last time you saw old lady pubes to verify that that's what the hair actually was?

Comments

ImCool7 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:42

hahahahahaha

drewrox 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:54

ewwww.

hawkloverr 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 3:04

I dont think old ladies have pubes

toaster468 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 3:28

sorry, they were getting long had to get rid of them. Tell ur grandpa I had a good time.

jordiecakes 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 3:36

lmao ! that's a majorrrr fml. xD

ac4089 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 4:45

ha. i wouldve been freeked out as shit. makes you wonder whats in your other drains

sagen888 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 4:46

anthony sullivan here with the Turbo Snake: get those nasty old lady pubes out of your shower drain with ease!

angry_wildebeast 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 5:15

ahhh god that's gross

jyd62 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 5:15

should have called roto rooter dumbass

julieee015 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 7:10

I think I just threw up a little.... ew. haha

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