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By Anonymous - / Sunday 24 February 2013 19:58 / United States - Everett
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  darkmis1  |  31

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  Lionesse  |  31

Medical help? Pfft. That's so yesterday. Nowadays, when you get hurt, the logical thing to do is to Tweet, Facebook or FML it while you are still bleeding profusely. Makes a good story.

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  EpicSquishii  |  31

"There is no bleeding that enough applied pressure won't stop" - according to my oral surgeon after pulling out all of my wisdom teeth. Press down hard with a cotton ball

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  LemonandLime  |  31

But he's an oral surgeon. I'm pretty sure an emergency trauma specialist might disagree. "Please excuse me while I press on your liver until the internal bleeding stops"

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  finnrambo  |  31

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  mb2_native  |  31

100, the longest I have waited in ER was around 9 hours. Had a broken shoulder so I didn't mind waiting for those who needed the help quicker than I did, another time was 7 hours when I tore a ligament or something in my ankle... My legs are just plain messed up and sore all the time, but glad I still have them at the very least.

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  dwc2134  |  31

I've nicked myself shaving my testes before, bleeds like a sunovabitch but usually stops after a few hours. No need for medical attention unless it's a serious cut. OP just needs to address it like any shaving cut, put some tissue paper on it to stop the bleeding, and leave it alone and try not to move for a few hours.

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  AngelSpit  |  35

this is a very teste subject and I'm not going to beat around the bush, there's just no other way to slice it. you're pretty ballsy taking matters into your own hands, try not to bleed to death

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  Alexis2742  |  27

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  rattusrattus  |  27

"HERE LIES ORIGINAL POSTER WHO DIED FROM A LACERATION TO THE TESTICLES AND REFUSED TO SEEK MEDICAL HELP DUE TO EMBARRESSMENT IN 2013 THE YEAR OF OUR LORD. REQUIESCAT IN PACE." I fail to see how any hospital visit could be more mortifying than that epitaph...

By  b_rizo  |  20

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  HaneenDixon  |  20

22- That comeback made me snort my drink out my nose! xD 8- I don't think cutting a huge chunk of his genitals skin is considered "a tiny scrape"! I think a better advice would be "go to the hospital"!

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  Sandman366  |  20

By the time there's arguments whether ball kicking or birthing hurts more, cutting balls is probably up there with multiple gunshot wounds. Doesn't matter if lethal - you might wish it were. (Let's see, 5 Vicodin an hour should be enough...)

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  waffle3z  |  20

Men cry over every little scrape? That is the opposite of both true and stereotypical. I have slashed my fist open on multiple sharp objects, slid six feet at 20 mph on pavement, and I even fell down a couple of steps one time. I did not whine or worry at all. My mother may have cried each time she witnessed a potential injury - naturally - but for the majority, men do not whine over cuts and scrapes. Reproduction is a different story. Don't fuck with peoples' balls. I will punch you.

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  hama806  |  21

Oh hell yes he should get to the hospital. I once saw a guy with a gangrenous ball sack caused by scratching after he shaved his balls. They got hugely infected and had to be cut off they were so infected. Get medical help ASAP!

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