Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
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the_coon_fml 0
wet dream?
LustWasHeart 0
Should have told them you had a seizure and made them feel bad.
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Comments (127)
Unregistered 0
old people. . . what are you going to do?
MaximumRide 0
Disturbed ftw.
PurpDOODE 0
EPIC FAIL. YOU ARE UH FAILYAH.
Neroflux 0
Sounds like me too :(
tenkenshi 2
At least OP doesn't ********** in his sleep.
geoffmp 0
Good thing others didn't hear *choke* good thing ur finished (teachers name) class is almost starting" *wipes mouth and wakes up* lol
shootingstar8D 0
Ydi for sleeping in class nigga
RJB 0
True dat homeboy!
delipoo26 0
haha i totally agree awesome teacher, i wish i was her classmate. lol
oogyboogy 6
at least you didnt have one of those falling-off-a-boat-jerk-awake dreams in class SOOOOOOO EMBARRASING
f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0
Oh I get those!! except I just trip, I don't fall off anything big..
themaintroll 0
YDI for going to school