Downhill from here

By forewhatnow - 07/11/2009 08:47 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
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visage 0

how the hell do you know what good is? just be happy someone spent the money to feed your dumb ass, and spent the time to **** you.

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jchansfan 0

YOU TOOK A CHICKEN INTO THE BEDROOM!?! o_O'

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bubblylovr 0

I can see it now tonight I took my girlfriend out for a really romantic dinner. later we had sex. she then told me the chicken was better than I was. jerk

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markshot 0

your such a **** you shallow SHALLOW person

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FML_FYL_88 0

my god! you guys are ******! I complained about my first time, granted not in this forum but I bet no girl can say they didn't tell anyone about their first time. leave the poor girl alone and if it's fake, she was obviously trying to be funny. if not she is not a **** and everyone calling her that are probably jealous they can't get laid

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Digithead 0

Too bad you didn't have your first time with a guy who was more interested in sharing mutual pleasures rather than a boy who wanted to bust your cherry. As to the boys who told you rhe guy did you a favor, they do not know or appreciate the gift a woman gives when she trusts him enough to give him her virginity.

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FoundManyLemons 0

Practice. It gets better. And if it doesn't show improvement, talk to a professional. With him. And if that flops, DTMFA, b/c that's all you can do.

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ladiesman14 0

same thang here. i took my date to a sushi place. the raw tuna smelled and tasted better than my girls vag.

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xApril 0

Shut up, newbie. It's never pleasurable the first few times. The tone of your FML was so prissy that I wish I could revoke your sex privileges..

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kindness 0

agreed. you're being really rude. it's not like he's got a bad personality. he's probably nice and caring and respectful. THAT should be all that matters in the first place.

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GatorBites 0

A romantic dinner and you order chicken?

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