Downhill from here

By forewhatnow - 07/11/2009 08:47 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
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visage 0

how the hell do you know what good is? just be happy someone spent the money to feed your dumb ass, and spent the time to **** you.

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jchansfan 0

YOU TOOK A CHICKEN INTO THE BEDROOM!?! o_O'

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FlaminYawn 0

my 1st time was with my teacher, which is weird cuz I was homeschooled.

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usernamesarehard 4

Hahahaha. Bet she taught you everything you know eh?

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Erindub 0

The first time is always a bummer. No worrires and not an FML.

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PkSk8ter 0

Dumbass be glad he toke your slutty ass out & then spended more to **** you! Ydi

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meso222 8

Learn to spell man, you're 19! Also... Man badge Revoked.

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spazz666 18

Spended. Wow u aced english class didn't u?!? And how is she a ****, ***** or a ***** if it was her first time?!?!?! Seriously ppl? Wow.

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emilialoriana_fml 0

i agreee with ya #13 , totally . LOL!

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emilialoriana_fml 0

LOL at you girl . i really don't think that its your first time. how would you know if a guy is good or not if you haven't experienced anything, its your first time . C'mon! Your story is pathetic . hah

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coolsteve 0

you know what they say smells like fish, tastes like chicken he tasted chicken twice that night. personally i wouldnt agree thiugh, just tastes like urine to me

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Njtorres 0

lol most of the ppl here are virgins I can tell 

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john443 5

There is nothing wrong with being a virgin.

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Avenging_Angel 0

Are you implying that you had a threesome with a chicken?

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