Downhill from here

By forewhatnow - 07/11/2009 08:47 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
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visage 0

how the hell do you know what good is? just be happy someone spent the money to feed your dumb ass, and spent the time to **** you.

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jchansfan 0

YOU TOOK A CHICKEN INTO THE BEDROOM!?! o_O'

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ceepevoy 0

You screwed a chicken? was it rotisserie? because that makes all the difference!! XD

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alicec123 0

it's not his fault. be grateful for what you have- there are loads of girls that dream of being in your position

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Karnezar 2

Dumbass, no one is good their first time. Being good your first time is like playing guitar in a band and not knowing which notes mean what.

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dannyboy66 7

how could she be a ***** if it was her first time

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bleepbloopthis 0

it will get better.

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MinnesotaMakesMe 0

If its any consolation you were 20 times worse. "does that feel good hun?" "not really it hurts but you can keep going" yeah that's what a boner likes to hear. Get a ***** and take care of that cherry shit yourself

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