Today, I returned a rental car and almost got charged extra for the "funky and rotten" smell in the car. I blamed it on a sausage roll, not having the heart to tell the woman it was my fart from a minute before. FML
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Jasim
| 17
Who farts in something you're about to return?
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WoldowJR
| 25
Incoming "what a stinky situation" comments.
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WoldowJR
| 25
Incoming "what a stinky situation" comments.
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Delta329
| 13
That stinks.
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kindasortayeah
| 23
2, you are part of the problem.
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Delta329
| 13
What problem? I see now problem here.
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WoldowJR
| 25
The continued, never ending spread of cringe inducing puns is a problem, 28
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Delta329
| 13
31, if you honestly think that bad puns on FML are a serious problem, I think you need a priority check.
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kindasortayeah
| 23
If you were expressing your sympathy, then stating it in a comment about stinky puns, you put it in the wrong place. If that is the case, I apologize, but you might want to check where you comment next time. FML is intended to be a fun place, so lets not argue :)
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R2Y2
| 22
That's a good outlook, but it's the internet.
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WoldowJR
| 25
32: it's not just that they're on FML.
It's that their existence is accepted.
Give it 2 years, the puns will show up in real life, all because not enough of us spoke up.
It's that their existence is accepted.
Give it 2 years, the puns will show up in real life, all because not enough of us spoke up.
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WoldowJR
| 25
It seems that FML has finally turned on my insanity.
Ok
Ok
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crushcrusher
| 33
maybe you should've bring some air freshener incase these kind of situation happens.
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royal_ranger
| 12
Well he said it was a minute ago. So I assume he wasn't already carrying some air freshener with him.
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kindasortayeah
| 23
Whenever my family uses a rental car, we leave an air freshener in it when we return it, just as a courtesy thing.
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Jasim
| 17
Who farts in something you're about to return?
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royal_ranger
| 12
When you gotta let it rip, let it rip.
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Soloman212
| 28
I thought you HAD to refill the gas!
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NotGabe
| 28
There was this one time a valet employee returned my car to me. He walked away so fast before I had the opportunity to tip him. I then realized he left an aromatic gift behind.
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feelingold
| 18
If this is a game, #22 just won.
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Deniedmydignity
| 12
Oh that's nasty *Cleveland voice
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howard007
| 18
Just tell the truth its probably the last time you'll ever see her anyways. Wear it loud and proud lmao
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stupidface15
| 16
you should have blamed it on your uncontrollable need to get funky. then start a dance off. and if you win you keep the car
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royal_ranger
| 12
What?...
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stupidface15
| 16
sounds like a smelly situation
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tony1891
| 22
funky and rotten smell. must have had taco bell last night right?
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False_Stupidity
| 41
No, I think Taco Bell would've resulted in a shart.
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xluciferx666
| 21
You are a brave soul for trusting the fart
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dutchy86
| 20
"don't be gentle, its a rental" lol
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ndnpride88
| 25
Shitty lol
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buckdharma
| 36
Explain that the contract specified that you gas it up before returning.