Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of over two years said he wants to get married before he leaves for basic training. Not because he loves me, but because he'll get paid more if he's married. This is the only time he's been excited about marriage. FML
Today, my fiancé and his family accused me of being with him only because he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I accepted his marriage proposal 4 years ago, when he was penniless and unemployed. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he expects me to agree to quit my job to cook and clean after we get married, or he will not show up at our wedding. He earns minimum wage and my salary is 17 times higher than his. FML
Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I should finish school early and get a job so we can get married, because then he'll have enough money to buy the truck he's had his eyes on for our whole relationship. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend of 5 years won't propose/marry me. He would rather wait for his estranged wife to meet someone, fall in love, decide to get married, and do the filing herself. He doesn't want to pay the couple of hundred dollars for the uncontested divorce filing. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, while talking on the phone with my long-distance boyfriend, he let me know that he was getting married in August to "some girl" for his papers. After I objected, he told me, "Well, you can marry me if you want." I'm not sure if I just got dumped or proposed to. FML
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ParadoxEngine 0
Greedy little asshat, you are probably better off without him since he obviously values money over a relationship, honor, self-respect... etc. Look on the bright side. He'll probably catch a whole host of sexually transmitted diseases if he sleeps with her and considering she is off craigslist, he's taking a huge risk.
effmailayfe11 0
thatts ******* bulllllshit
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rockerchickxd 0
I'm so sorry. You are so much better off without him though if he's going to be like that. You deserve a guy that will love you for you and wait for you to be ready to get married. If you don't believe in marriage, than you guys really didn't belong together. But think about it, do you really want to spend the rest of your life with someone like that? hopefully no, so don't worry God has an awesome guy planned for you and everything will work out for the best :)
quiteishard 0
I love that finding a random woman on craigslist and marrying her is perfectly legal and yet two people that have been in love for years can't get get married because they're gay. Makes perfect sense. [/sarcasm]
aaaaa12345_fml 0
fags don't deserve rights
kristen94 0
That's your fault you lost him because you would't marry him
whoaa23 0
well it's your fault for not marrying him.
namelessfew 0
YDI for dating an idiot in the army. No one in the army is ever intelligent.
MandaHugankiss 0
idiot
Amber_Mills 0
really? i would love for you to meet my husband then. im pretty damn sure that people in the military build missiles. id love to see you try.
prospekt1 0
u shoulda ****** maryland
itypedformiles 0
Eeeeh, you kind of deserve it depending on the reason you aren't marrying him I suppose. If you think it's too early or you're not ready, you're better off without that ass, but if you just don't want to marry him in general....then why do you care enough to let this be an FYL?
breathofawen 0
I don't think this is an FML-- it looks like OP dodged a bullet. :D
arichi 0
Pretty sure that a marriage done for the benefits, such as extra pay, is against the UCMJ. And if he decides he wants to get with a woman while he's away, even though he has his technical-wife at home, adultery is also against UCMJ. Violations of either can get him a date with the court-martial and even dishonorably discharged.
Lexia_fml 0
And why are you with this asshole? I think you should somehow mention this to his officers.