Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of over two years said he wants to get married before he leaves for basic training. Not because he loves me, but because he'll get paid more if he's married. This is the only time he's been excited about marriage. FML
Today, my fiancé and his family accused me of being with him only because he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I accepted his marriage proposal 4 years ago, when he was penniless and unemployed. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he expects me to agree to quit my job to cook and clean after we get married, or he will not show up at our wedding. He earns minimum wage and my salary is 17 times higher than his. FML
Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I should finish school early and get a job so we can get married, because then he'll have enough money to buy the truck he's had his eyes on for our whole relationship. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend of 5 years won't propose/marry me. He would rather wait for his estranged wife to meet someone, fall in love, decide to get married, and do the filing herself. He doesn't want to pay the couple of hundred dollars for the uncontested divorce filing. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, while talking on the phone with my long-distance boyfriend, he let me know that he was getting married in August to "some girl" for his papers. After I objected, he told me, "Well, you can marry me if you want." I'm not sure if I just got dumped or proposed to. FML
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Top comments
ParadoxEngine 0
Greedy little asshat, you are probably better off without him since he obviously values money over a relationship, honor, self-respect... etc. Look on the bright side. He'll probably catch a whole host of sexually transmitted diseases if he sleeps with her and considering she is off craigslist, he's taking a huge risk.
effmailayfe11 0
thatts ******* bulllllshit
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Comments (189)
sabera 0
WOAH wat a nut case!.........good thing u didn't marry him? did u? i wanna know!
StonesAya 0
Yeah, I think it was my idiot neice that married him. Shallow end of the gene pool and all...
singlechick26 2
omg im soooo sorry, i love military men but thats no reason to marry a random girl. gosh men suck sometimes.
mutinykitty 18
You are so much better of without that asshole! Find yourself a better man, who won't try to force you into marriage.
Arias1228 3
WOooW .. Dats Fuckiin BullSHiit!!!
armywife101 0
i am a army wife and i hate to burst his bubble but he wont get that much for bn married only a extra hundred...
DarthVader77 9
Marriage sucks, so his reason is as valid as any other
The_9th_Doctor 18
smart guy. you deserved it for not marrying him.
Kyna_Bitch 16
Damn, should've dated an Airman :) I'll be marrying mine in June though
skittyskatbrat 19
Wow. Well, at least you found out before you started talking engagement! He flew the Moron Flag high and proud for you, so time to jump ship!