Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of over two years said he wants to get married before he leaves for basic training. Not because he loves me, but because he'll get paid more if he's married. This is the only time he's been excited about marriage. FML
Today, my fiancé and his family accused me of being with him only because he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I accepted his marriage proposal 4 years ago, when he was penniless and unemployed. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he expects me to agree to quit my job to cook and clean after we get married, or he will not show up at our wedding. He earns minimum wage and my salary is 17 times higher than his. FML
Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I should finish school early and get a job so we can get married, because then he'll have enough money to buy the truck he's had his eyes on for our whole relationship. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend of 5 years won't propose/marry me. He would rather wait for his estranged wife to meet someone, fall in love, decide to get married, and do the filing herself. He doesn't want to pay the couple of hundred dollars for the uncontested divorce filing. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, while talking on the phone with my long-distance boyfriend, he let me know that he was getting married in August to "some girl" for his papers. After I objected, he told me, "Well, you can marry me if you want." I'm not sure if I just got dumped or proposed to. FML
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Top comments
ParadoxEngine 0
Greedy little asshat, you are probably better off without him since he obviously values money over a relationship, honor, self-respect... etc. Look on the bright side. He'll probably catch a whole host of sexually transmitted diseases if he sleeps with her and considering she is off craigslist, he's taking a huge risk.
effmailayfe11 0
thatts ******* bulllllshit
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Comments (189)
vioh 0
it's only a FYL if you would've married him, but he didn't ask.
bexox 0
GOOD! Finally someone on here with some sense. Geez people, DON'T GET MARRIED JUST TO GET MARRIED. I hate that.
RespondomaticMan 0
MARRY HIM OR DUMP HIM, FUCKTARD!
Aw_Geez 0
For the YDI voters, why did she deserve it? Because she was smart and didn't get married against her own will? OP: He's whoring himself. Not in the sense of being sexually promiscuous, but he compromised values and principles for personal gain. You're way better off.
nixxx90 0
If you don't want to marry him then your relationship is pretty much pointless. and plus, that extra money would benefit you also.
funk49 0
Unfortunately, that is the basis for a lot of military marriages.
sickinlove13 0
If you won't marry him, why are you still with him, genius? I probably would've left you, too. Now, if you weren't ready to marry him, that's totally different, but that's not what you said so never mind.
RandyRko93 0
YDI in my opinion,if u had married him,this wouldn't had happened.You only have yourself to blame for playing hard to get.
justmekp 0
dont worry, hes going to be the next FML when his contract wife takes all his money, just like they always do. hes an idiot.
justmekp 0
dont worry, hes going to be the next FML when his contract wife takes all his money, just like they always do. hes an idiot.