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By Username / Saturday 16 April 2011 08:39 / United States
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And you weren't overpowered with the smell of love and your perfume and his cologne mixed together. Oh, it was much more than that for he graced you with the smell of his farts. And you all will live happily ever after!

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"today, I've been too shy to even speak to a girl. finally I gathered enough courage to say a girl is cute online and two people called me a creeper" haha go to talk to a girl that's physically in front of you, or hell adult friend finder might help.

By  JHC88

ugh, that sucks. don't let that deter you from getting back in the dating game. I'm sure you'll have better luck with your next date!

Is it safe to say there will not be a second date? I've heard it's recommend that first dates should be something quick such as a cup of coffee. This way if it goes bad, you're in and out. If it goes great, you could continue it with a movie etc.... You're single now! Live it up and have fun!

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Sounds like it makes sense, but OP said things were going great until he got hammered. Had they had a quick date, there probably would have been a second and the horny octopus would have just appeared then.

YDI for allowing him to take you to Joe's Crab Shack. Not very romantic. Anyways, i wouldn't plan a second date if i were you. He sounds like a loser.

YDI for allowing him to take you to Joe's Crab Shack. Not very romantic. Anyways, i wouldn't plan a second date if i were you. He sounds like a loser.

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I mentioned a random place where I felt wasn't very romantic. It was the first thing that popped in my head. ^ U MAD?

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Just a heads up here, but.. It is a FIRST DATE. Romance isn't supposed to really be involved - it's about getting to know the person to see if you would want to start seeing them romantically. Plus? Joe's Crab Shack is pretty much dinner & a show, and it's a bit pricey - & is far more romantic then Starbucks or McDonalds.

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Red Lobster doesn't just have lobster on the menu and Joe's crab shack doesn't just have crab, it's seafood related, lighten the fuck up.

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