First and last

By hannaholic - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' came, "I suppose this is where I tell you that I'm married." FML
I agree, your life sucks 61 044
You deserved it 5 005
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darkmis1 17

Tell his wife-she deserves to know her husbands a cheating creep.

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qwerty475 0

When I modded this I said NO.... Didn't you look for a wedding ring. Most guys are stupid and don't take them off. Follow him home and tell his wife!

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mylittlecrow 0

well it was their first date, and he probably took it off during. It's not as much an FML as it is finding out only after you've slept with the guy and all.. but still sucks..

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Roto13 0

"Most guys are stupid and don't take them off." Don't make stupid assumptions.

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fucklifeee 0

#59, some people are surprisingly smart. And usually, girls would notice a ring on the guys finger. So why would you say no? This was a good one, even though it sucks for her.

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Veris 0

Not everyone (especially men) wear wedding rings, maybe because they find them uncomfortable. My father has been married nearly 20 years and doesn't wear one.

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SSC_fml 0

Dude your life sucks, hope you tell the wife..

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hbgoddard 0

That sucks! Break up with him!

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Lia_Mackenzie 4

A first date does not a relationship make. She can't break up with him if there's nothing to break up. OP - That sucks, what an asshole. What kind of a guy goes out on a date when he's MARRIED? Unless #48's right, and he wanted to blow you off in some kind of seriously moronic way...

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DizzyDemon0 9

I was gonna question the whole "First date = relationship" thing..but it seems as though you already have. Thank you #50...you have saved me work :)

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CrAzY_MaN100 0

What a coincedence. :/

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instantfail 0

The nerve of him! What an asshole. Tell his wife.

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darkmis1 17

Tell his wife-she deserves to know her husbands a cheating creep.

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T1A2Z3 34

Technically he didn't cheat. He went out for food with someone. He didn't even kiss her from what I read...

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Kevin73_fml 0

...and that's when he gets a "first date slap in the face." I agree with #2 and 4 - tell his wife.

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bridgette5866 0

Hahahahhahahaa first date slap in the face. Nice.

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tiptoppc 19

Please don’t encourage that. After finding that out, she doesn’t deserve an assault charge too! She just needs to find out where his wife works and make a visit with relevant info and let his wife know if she needs a witness to his infidelity, she’d love to assist in any way possible. THAT hits worse than a slap. Something like “wife gets EVERYTHING in the divorce.”

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curryndricegirll 0

At least he told you now instead of the many others who have posted saying that they discovered that they were the other woman.

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armyofficerwife 0

He could have told her to make her leave him alone. Like for him the date sucked that bad.

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Qup 0

And you said:" no, you were supposed to tell me during our first conversation". you didn't say that? at least you didn't find out two years from now.

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dinosaursmoo 0

Or six years from now.

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Brooklynxman 0

Or eight years from now

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milgalo 0

Or ten years from now.

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redbluegreen 40

Or when he's dead and gone. Ha! I broke the chain.

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milgalo 0

He's dying in 12 years? That's a pity.

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kwosti 0

ahhhhhh married men that date suck ass! I hear you, and feel for you honey - I had one of these assholes a couple weeks ago - although this one said he was 'exploring potential'. Explore potential elsewhere dickheads!

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wtfxckmate 0

wait wait wait, are you sure it was a date?

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