By 16Charlie5 - 19/05/2018 15:00

Today, I woke to the smell of poop in my apartment. I went to investigate and found out a cat had pooped in my living room. I don’t have a cat. FML
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Ceiling cat does not like your feng shui.


Ninjacat strikes again!

The cat has you.

Ceiling cat does not like your feng shui.

And a closed don't have that either.

That sounds more like a raccoon, not a cat. They have similarly-sized shit and are more likely to be assholes to strangers. Cats typically prefer to be assholes to humans they know.

Im guessing you are a sleep pooper

Not gonna lie. I'm more than a little impressed you could correctly identify which animal took a shit in your living room just by the type of poop was left behind.

It was sitting on my window perch

How’d you know it was a cat?

Cats only bring gifts if they like you. Or hate, I can't really tell.