Ninjacat strikes again!

The cat has you.

Ceiling cat does not like your feng shui.

you do now

And a closed window...you don't have that either.

That sounds more like a raccoon, not a cat. They have similarly-sized shit and are more likely to be assholes to strangers.

Cats typically prefer to be assholes to humans they know.

Im guessing you are a sleep pooper

Not gonna lie. I'm more than a little impressed you could correctly identify which animal took a shit in your living room just by the type of poop was left behind.

It was sitting on my window perch

How’d you know it was a cat?

Cats only bring gifts if they like you. Or hate, I can't really tell.