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This is the follow up: My teacher did laugh it off but sternly told me to never do it again or I will be suspended from her class. Thanks for publishing my first FML!
By Catuser / Thursday 6 March 2014 03:09 / United States - Bracey
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  Nilorak  |  24

It's*

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  Nilorak  |  24

Can you thumb my comment down, I love it!

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  valentinov  |  15

#62 1. You're breaking the rules: no offensive behavior/speech is allowed here. 2. Who are you? The grammar police? It's just a comma, no need to insult people, so give it a rest.

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  JohnTheLad  |  13

@#65 - Perhaps it was for the sake of the teacher themselves. A Honors English teacher being of a higher caliber and such. Usually honors classes are made out to be pretty serious as well. Something along those lines.

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  Booda_Shun  |  28

Did anyone notice that what OP just said came straight from the movie "I, Robot?" Shortly after the scene where Will Smith listens to the USR chairman's speech...

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  XxDevilxXGt  |  26

It's not inexplicable, it's just a very awesome line, used impulsively in a bad time. YDI, but also FYL. But it gave me a good laugh, so I vote FYL.

By  DarkSaul  |  20

"I can't stand your bullshit." Might be the response OP's teacher said under his breath.

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  Welshite  |  39

When I was in high school, my teacher assigned an in-class reading of the most ridiculously stupid short story to ever be written. When she excitedly asked how we liked it, I responded "it was a waste of my life." She never forgave me for that.

By  FMLcommenterer  |  13

I'm allergic to that as well! I'm also allergic to teachers, school, and anything to do with the education system. I definitely understand your pain!

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  ChenEighty  |  20

I love how you said that as if teachers and schools aren't part of the education system.

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  b00kn3rd  |  14

As it has been suggested: enjoy your minimum wage job. Ungrateful cretins, such as yourself, definitely don't deserve the gift you are given on a daily basis. Your parents are able to go to work without paying exorbitant childcare fees, you get social interactions, something to keep you from being bored all day, and a basic education that allows you to survive and/or thrive in the world today. Do us all a favor. Shut up and be grateful or go home. *drops mic* Ok, I'm done....

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  cryssycakesx3  |  22

wasn't that Muslim girl shot in the head for going to school?

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  b00kn3rd  |  14

I dropped it after I stopped talking. :-) You didn't miss anything. I was taking a stab at myself for my preaching moment. Kids these days though... Her name is Malala.

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  Goblin182  |  26

#7, you are going to get some education, life is funny that way. But I am afraid the education you are going to get will be painful and expensive in so many ways.

By  ohjoy15  |  32

Yeah because the words "excuse-me" definitely don't come to mind when sneezing. You're allergic to bullshit? Then you should have sneezed again after hearing your own remark. -_-"

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  HowAreYouToday  |  32

tbh its a clever enough reply. why are you such a hater?

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  ohjoy15  |  32

It doesn't sound like the teacher was doing anything other than his/her job. You don't need to insult people who don't deserve it. Especially in front of others (in their own classroom). It was a clever reply but you should think before you speak, it didn't need to be said.

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  chinaski7628  |  32

Most teachers have pretty thick skins. I could write a book about all of the rude things kids have said to me and this is on the tame side-- and not very original either (sorry OP-- but I'm willing to bet your teacher has heard that before!). I have a pretty good sense of humor (and justice) and when this has happened before in my classroom, I would make the student give an impromptu speech about why the topic is bullshit. I've actually had several good classroom debates about the purpose of the material being taught. I've also had several students who learned valuable lessons about keeping their thoughts to themselves :)

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  chinaski7628  |  32

That's funny-- I was thinking it was YDI just because of how unoriginal it is-- but I've also been teaching high school for 15 years and there's little I haven't heard before.

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