Crimefighters

By Anonymous - 03/07/2009 19:56 - Canada

Today, I was at the park with a friend when I said, "Gotta go, sorry. I've got court in an hour." The lady on the bench next to us then loudly complained how disgusting I was for being a criminal and threw her bird seed at me, dirtying my suit. I'm a lawyer with a case in an hour, not a criminal. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 398
You deserved it 3 875

Same thing different taste

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Cheezburger_fml 0

Crazy ladies in the park always have bird seed to throw. FYL

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i would have used some language to that b!tch and sent her my dry cleaning bill (i would have actually attacked the b!tch then and there but that wouldnt have looked good as a lawyer)

Smack that hoe, and make her feel guilty

Really dude, you are a LAWYER and you just didnt have the balls to give a nasty speech to a nasty lady and you call that thing inside ur head brain?

So you should've told her so and made her feel like the total bitch she is.

whats wrong with that? if i was you id have a good rant to her about how youre a lawyer and shes a beep beep beep.. and have a good time doing it.

dude that sux your sits jacked up but who gives a **** what she thinks of you... shel die soon anyway and you probably wont see her again

You should of just explained to her that your a lawyer and that you work with the court on the positive side of the law. The old lady would have felt pretty stupid for calling you a criminal after you explained that you are a lawyer. Right as she's feeling stupid, you then should have explained how throwing birdseed at someone is considered harassment and how she could be taken to court for that. Sorry she dirtied your new suite

That sucks, but more like F her life, what a bitch!