Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, a new girl showed up at my school and everyone really seems to be intrigued about her. I've been told at least five times today that she is the hotter version of me. FML
Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML
Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
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FernAdele 9
how did you not notice?
niiick97_fml 3
Ginger
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Comments (221)
Lissa14 0
Tell her you counted how many times her ugly face made you puke a little;D
cinderellacat 0
She's just curious if you have freckles on other body parts
Enslaved 38
I'm curious too because I've seen this picture before but under a different name.
mrahhhhh 21
I did too. The FML member who has the same picture is "PhillipFry", I'm like 75% sure of it.
Enslaved 38
Nope. It's another name I'm think of. Same pics pisses me off because I scan pictures and people's names looking for certain/favorite commenters. (I don't read everybody's) Btw mrahhhhh, you're one that I look for.(:
mrahhhhh 21
Aww, thanks! :)
Shytinonmyself 3
someone has a freckle fetish!!!!
bassoonist527 0
Ginger Power!!!!!
baybay692 6
haha I have alot of freckles too.... I understand COMPLETELY
cathyli623 6
Hilarious 56! Lol
whited666 0
You should tap that xD
ErinLacy 0
Ask her if she wants to see your, "Secret Freckle"..? >:)
HeartAndSoul2011 0
LOL!!!! Diary of a Wimpy Kid rocks!!!!!
SarahLu 3
I understand i'm not a ginger and have more than a ginger.
beezleboss2010 3
That's ******* weird..