Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, a new girl showed up at my school and everyone really seems to be intrigued about her. I've been told at least five times today that she is the hotter version of me. FML
Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML
Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
FernAdele 9
how did you not notice?
niiick97_fml 3
Ginger
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (221)
brii_love007 0
sounds like a personal problem
manbearpig7173 0
She seems nice
leadman1989 16
Sex with crazy chicks is THE BEST. She may end up sewing your balls to your thighs but it's worth it.
BlackRuse1 5
Hey! I know that girl.. She's related to one if my friends somehow. She is creepy.
luvmerh8me 0
Ginger! Night walker!
aali12 7
I have weird friends but not that weird...
SPD935 5
Is she hot? Just go with it you might get lucky, you're only going to live once anyway.
miz66independent 1
Yeah, one VERY short one if he goes for it.
SPD935 5
It's all about quality, not quantity of life. Lol
starfish7 18
She's weird.
extremebro69 4
you think history class has weird people, you should be Geometry...
kareem92 2
Are you a ginger?