By FromNL - 25/03/2011 12:22 - Netherlands

Today, I got 2 creams for a skin condition. The one for my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of this product". The one for the rest of my body says "This product relies on exposure to the sun". In other words, I have to be outside as much as I can, naked and with a box on my head. FML
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SARSvirus79 0

What's wrong with that? Sounds like a good look.

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mayo21 0

on the bright side, if your walking around naked no one will know it's you if your face is covered.

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SARSvirus79 0

What's wrong with that? Sounds like a good look.

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supersaiyan7 0

yeah, cuz he's so damn ugly!

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EverybodyHatesCh 0

I am Conholio! I need more tippy for my bunghole!!!

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xFuZioN 0

I don't see the problem. At least that way you won't see all the awkward stares you're getting.

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hellogoodbye1996 6

it's cornholio and teepee

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bowchickawowbone 0

And the problem is? That's what's "in" right now.

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MissBunny25 0

OP since when is that a bad thing? every1luvsboners does that everyday.

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Sounds like a good time.

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Horde 8

In other words "day" and "night" creams. OP, you need some lotion for your brain too

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sourgirl101 28

Do you still hear the screaming of the lambs, Boner? And it's T.P.=toilet paper. Don't forget to eat coffee grounds and wear a hoody.

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ydi_4_suking 20

im only helping you cuz i heard you had a run in with that buffalo bill guy.... i heard he shoved a roadflare up your bung hole

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rallets 22

it was buffalo bob in joe dirt lol hooooo hoooo hooooo hoooooo hoooo

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bugmefmlnotnow 7

Am I the only one who thought of Elfen Lied?

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rallets 22

it was buffalo bob in joe dirt lol hoooooo hoooo hoooo hooooo hooooo

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rallets 22

it was buffalo bob in joe dirt lol hoooooo hoooo hoooo hooooo hooooo

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FarSide 22

Maybe you should use 2 boxes, in case the first one breaks.

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hellogoodbye1996 6

thanks #81 wasn't sure how to spell it. but I am now reminded.

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largefoofighter 0

epic reason to go streaking!! just put a bag on your head like you would on an ugly chick haha

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ChantelRenaeee 0

hahahaha WTF? I hate scientific lotions. they say all this random shit then mean something else!!

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DocBastard 38

Scientific lotions? What the hell does that mean? Or did your iPod dictionary thingy screw your comment up?

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sarapsosis 1

lol @ " random shit that means something else"

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TempestRain 0

I have a feeling you are an idiot. Thanks for the lol.

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josephhhhhh 0

yes they are talking to you, DUH! FIGHT... FIGHT....FIGHT

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SassiestLemon 2

Scientific lotions? This is the best comment I have ever seen. Sorry, Doc.

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shulgafish 0

no offense but I just need know... girl or boy?no lie or joke.

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ChantelRenaeee 0

lol well I don't know what they're called! I call say they're scientific.(:

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mayo21 0

on the bright side, if your walking around naked no one will know it's you if your face is covered.

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Bakayarou_fml 0

He won't be able to see the bright side :(

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KMilliron 2

If he's naked and hot enough I won't be looking at his face. But then there's the question of what skin condition is exactly. Skin conditions =/= hot

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sourgirl101 28

Is the skin condition on his balls? I don't understand, why the nakedness VS wearing shorts.

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SassiestLemon 2

92- Im sure the skin condition spread or something, so that's why he's gotta be nude. OP- Next time, buy an expensive *****. The bangin isn't much better, but you'll get less diseases.

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SassiestLemon 2

What the hell is your account pic supposed to be?

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Ohmygiluvcookies 0

some kind of thing without eyes but only a mouth eating a sock?

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bfflrhea 0

i think the eyes are those black round things below the mouth. lmao

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aardvarkish 15

No, I think I prefer the naked plus box idea.

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minniemouse61 0

lol or u could do that...

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AceArctic 4

Sounds like a typical Friday night for me!

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sports_chic 6

put the face cream on t night an they body cream in the day !

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minktheshrink 0

agreed. plus paper bags are lighter and seem to be cheaper

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iEpicNinjaPanda 0

i agree with six. :p or just... ask for a different lotion?(:

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