Creepy

By Thank God I Flush Them Down The Toilet - 26/09/2015 01:10 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I walked into my room and watched as my fanatically religious mother sniffed the used tissues in my trash bin to make sure I wasn't masturbating. FML
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dylan913 13

This really increases my already very strong distaste for religion

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Drosophila82 18

Two words "GET OUT" before it's too late

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coold_5 16

you have my sympathies OP. been in kinda same situations

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umerjavaid 2

Dude flush them.. don't keep them as trophies!! Veteran Advice :P

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dragoongirl90 34

I love the name. Your mom sounds creepy, OP. Be careful or she'll be ruining every relationship you ever have just to keep you in her clutches. What a sicko.... And there is nothing wrong with pleasuring yourself. Nothing at all. There is nowhere in the bible that says anything bad about it.

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kalbrek009 20

Not exactly sure how your mom would know what a tissue used for that would smell like...but then again, I don't want to know. That's nasty beyond words. Surprised she isn't sniffing your socks as well.

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Eddyisme 4

Yeah, cause, obviously YOU have the problem here. (cough cough) Her (cough)

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