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By "ztodaro" - 30/06/2017 20:00
If something happens to you, that golf ball should already be evidence in the possession of the police. If he watched you once, he'll find ways to watch you again. I know how you feel. Start taking pictures of the surroundings around your house. You may just find him in the background of a few. FYL
Is this not one of the most poorly worded fmls ever?
Glad you found it :D I'll be up tonight darling.
That is majorly creepy report it!!! And if you live alone, you should probably keep a gun for protection... And yes that can fit on a golf ball
Tell the police.
Keep the evidence, tell the police, record all phone calls. Get better shades. oh, maybe s/he has a camera set up in your room. have a good look around.
I say take the compliment and move on. Maybe you sleep with your mouth open and ass in the air? I dont know, but Im sure the golf ball isnt lying.
CREAPER! make sure you got something with you now like mace...thats just plain weird.. and potentially dangerous
******* creepy. MOVE.
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Get a (big) dog. Change your locks. Buy a shotgun.
Well, you do. A golf ball at the door seemed less creepy than a note on your bedside table. Sorry if I scared you.