Creepypasta, Stalker and Miscellaneous: Creeped out

Creeped out

By emoney - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

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By trixanne - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML

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By shouldhavestayedinbed - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my doorbell rang while I was still in bed. I leapt out and immediately got a severe cramp in one leg, then, staggering around trying to throw some clothes on, I scraped the other leg badly enough to draw blood. When I got to the door there was nobody there, just a parcel on the doorstep. FML

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By Myriam - 18/06/2012 16:05 - Maldives - Male

Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

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You deserved it 4 474

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By Morgan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML

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You deserved it 30 044

By paranoid neighborhood - 27/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Orlando

Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML

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You deserved it 4 226

Red flag

By Kirby - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

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You deserved it 4 501

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By Targeted - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kirkland

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

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You deserved it 2 890

BIKES?!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I rode my bike to work. Once there, I realized I'd forgotten my bike lock. For fear of it being stolen, I quickly rode home and took my car instead. When I later got home, I realized my bike was missing. Someone stole it from my backyard. FML

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By "ztodaro" - 30/06/2017 20:00

Today, while I was inside a store, I heard a crash. Of course I ignored it because my car was parked. I paid for my items and walked out to see this. Nobody else was around. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:52

Get a (big) dog. Change your locks. Buy a shotgun.

lyndis_fml 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:53

Well, you do. A golf ball at the door seemed less creepy than a note on your bedside table. Sorry if I scared you.

Comments

MeganBJ 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 18:57

so.. do you happen to have curtains in your room?? close them.. that is so creepy!!!!

Matt81_fml 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 19:00

i don't see the problem. it sounds like you managed to make a new friend with a really cool person.

dralven 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 19:58

yeah, this would suck, but it also means that you are being careless if he/she really is watching you sleep. Either you're not locking your doors/windows, or you're leaving the curtains/blinds open. Either way, you are asking for something like this to happen if you are.

heyyou1203 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:33

POLICE!!!! i totally agree w/ #22 here. Why is everyone so trigger happy and thinks that having a gun will solve all problems? Police have guns, too, and they know how to use them. If she reports it to the police they at least have a record of it if anything else were to happen, which helps her case better than if she were to report it later on, b/c then it looks like she was hiding something. Mace can cripple someone enough to run away, so y the need for a gun? You might shoot someone innocent in your super paranoid state. BUT PLEASE TELL ME YOUR WENT TO THE POLICE!!!!

JormpJomp 2

Tuesday 19 May 2009 21:00

Maybe you could date him, then you wouldnt be so lonely at least.

philosopher 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 21:00

Once: just a prank Recurring: THEN you do something about it And to all of you suggesting shotguns, pepper spray, etc., thank you for making guys' dating lives that much harder because you've made some poor woman paranoid as shit.

dodger_fml 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 21:18

Holy smokes. Report it, just to be on the safe side. If it's just a joke, it'll be no big deal, and if it's not, you'll have at least done something about it.