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By "ztodaro" - 30/06/2017 20:00
scary
#41 and #49 are right. Just try writing that on a golf ball... would be nigh on impossible to fit.
This is written horribly, but pretty damn funny. If it wasn't so outlandish, I'd say you should call the cops. However, since you don't KNOW for sure, set up cameras / motion lights, etc.
YDI! - That's what you get for bending over to get some balls!
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Get a (big) dog. Change your locks. Buy a shotgun.
Well, you do. A golf ball at the door seemed less creepy than a note on your bedside table. Sorry if I scared you.