Creeped out

By emoney - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML
I agree, your life sucks 78 601
You deserved it 3 767

Same thing different taste

Not a morning person at the best of times

By shouldhavestayedinbed - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my doorbell rang while I was still in bed. I leapt out and immediately got a severe cramp in one leg, then, staggering around trying to throw some clothes on, I scraped the other leg badly enough to draw blood. When I got to the door there was nobody there, just a parcel on the doorstep. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 685
You deserved it 2 162

Top comments

Get a (big) dog. Change your locks. Buy a shotgun.

lyndis_fml 0

Well, you do. A golf ball at the door seemed less creepy than a note on your bedside table. Sorry if I scared you.

Comments

maybe it wasn't meant for you? otherwise... creepy

kaytee05 0

wow! u have a creeper on ur hands :(

sorry bout that, i just get so lonely sometimes... being a golf ball shagger isnt quite the job i was looking for, but i just need to get by.

yndigot 0

Uh ... is moving an option? Seriously creepy.

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: EEK. Err, change locks? ^^;

anonymous100000 17

or how about OP takes this very seriously and contacts the police...stop playin.

grazynaanka 0

Creeeeeeepy. Change your locks. Um wow. Very creepy.

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I think maybe you should keep the curtains or blinds drawn more often

Get a (big) dog. Change your locks. Buy a shotgun.

lyndis_fml 0

Well, you do. A golf ball at the door seemed less creepy than a note on your bedside table. Sorry if I scared you.

stosborn 0

... Really... this isn't even funny after high school... probably some kid.... in high school