Conversational skills

By no_leather_of_any_kind - 07/04/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, I went on a date with this girl I met online. The conversation drifted and we were talking about how we'd prefer to die, if we had a choice. I said, "I want to skydive over the ocean without a parachute." She said she wants to be made into a wallet. FML
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Sue21 0

Tell her to go to a wallet making factory

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whocaresnotme 0

what the heck???? how bout u never talk to her ever again

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Dporter 0

When opportunity knocks, don't run away!

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that_guy321 2

wtf?? how the hell would that work???

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Icalasari 0

I want to **** a Pikachu and wish I could be an inch tall and swallowed alive Does that make me a freak? ...Rhetorical question, don't answer

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Nosnah1989 0

How is this an fml moment? what's so wrong with that? you sir are a grade A dumbass.

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LenWK 0

This is the dumbest/worst excuse for an FML ever. FYL for this stupid ass post.

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flyfallfadeaway 0

well that means one of two things. one - she has an excellent sense of humor, or two - she has a unique way of viewing things. how is either of those bad?

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flyfallfadeaway 0

well that means one of two things. one - she has an excellent sense of humor, or two - she has a unique way of viewing things. how is either of those bad?

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itsnotmuch 0

How is this an FML? She sounds interesting and really cool :)

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