Weird, First Dates, Cute and Love: Conversational skills

Conversational skills

By no_leather_of_any_kind - 07/04/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, I went on a date with this girl I met online. The conversation drifted and we were talking about how we'd prefer to die, if we had a choice. I said, "I want to skydive over the ocean without a parachute." She said she wants to be made into a wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 515

You deserved it 9 691

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Same thing different taste

By rejectedmidair - 13/11/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I went through with my elaborate plans to propose to my girlfriend with creativity. I took her skydiving and proposed in midair. She rejected it. Why? She wanted a more "traditional" proposal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 212

You deserved it 7 064

By BoredRunner42 - 07/09/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 629

You deserved it 6 572

Not cut out for this

By Anonymous - 18/12/2016 02:10

Today, I took my girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. I insisted on joining her to make it a memory for us both, despite my fear of heights. I passed out twice mid-freefall and had to be saved by the instructor both times. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 800

You deserved it 1 403

Is this catfishing?

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 708

You deserved it 187

Close Zoom, quick sharp

By Slow Down - 29/10/2020 13:01 - United Kingdom - Hounslow

Today, I had a first date via video, due to Covid. It was the first time a girl had asked me out, and she seemed very enthusiastic. Until she started to worry me by throwing in the L-word about 10 minutes in, and talking about our wedding. I've never even met this person in real life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 202

You deserved it 139

Jumping the gun

By mygirlnoloveme - 04/08/2023 08:00

Today, I told the girl of my dreams that my love for her was deeper than the ocean. She laughed hysterically. This wouldn’t be so bad but we happen to be dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 333

You deserved it 584

By CUCKOO - 26/10/2013 21:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date. The girl seemed perfect for me, until I found out she says "lol" and "rofl" out loud whenever she laughs. She also believes sex screws with people's "spiritual energy", and that's why she'll never have it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 356

You deserved it 5 037

Early warning

By Loser - 04/10/2022 09:30

Today, I went out to dinner with the girl of my dreams. Wanting to get to know her, I asked her what she’s looking for in a relationship. She scoffed and said how relationships are for the weak and that it’s better to not catch feelings to avoid being hurt. I guess I don’t have a chance. FML

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You deserved it 128

Extreme response

By poordude - 03/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that our relationship and economic situation is stressing her out so much that she’d rather end her life or marry a rich dude. FML

I agree, your life sucks 951

You deserved it 122

By Iron11 - 14/06/2016 20:52

Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 759

You deserved it 4 405

Sue21 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:12

Tell her to go to a wallet making factory

whocaresnotme 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:09

what the heck???? how bout u never talk to her ever again

Comments

AdamRock 2

Tuesday 7 April 2009 22:12

i dont get it

ozac 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 22:13

nice #23 At least she is being original. So she's got that going for her. And why would you want to skydive over the ocean without a parachute? Haven't you ever seen The Guardian? According to that movie, hitting water not only 50 ft. above is like jumping onto cement and can kill you. So definitely recommend the parachute. I agree with #115. maybe thats her sense of humor in there. NBD and no, not FYL.

wowfmlife 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 22:16

that's....disturbing.

wowfmlife 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 22:18

#119 "hitting water not only 50 ft. above is like jumping onto cement and can kill you." ....that's the point

jdkfgkjdfb 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 22:24

Is she by any chance a cow?

Silhouette_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 22:37

Yours wasn't all that normal yourself, you know...

brillopod 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 22:42

This chick sounds fantastic! Maybe you're just a boring bitch. Also it's extremely judgemental of you to just freak out about someone based on a single comment.

Madman19 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 22:43

I want to be cremated and have my ashes put inside a coconut and carried away by a swallow. What's your point? She sounds interesting. I want to meet her.

megadeth222 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 22:44

Can someone plz explain this........she doesn't mean litteraly a wallet right? cause everyone is like freaking out.....if someone said that to me i would just be confused