Conversational skills
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By Iron11 - 14/06/2016 20:52
#23 wins at life! Why is this even a FML? So lame. Oooh, **** my life, I talked to someone who wanted their skin made into something useful after they died. How strange, I just want to splatter my body all over the ground, what a freak. Booo hisssss.
Would she want this to happen to her before or after she died? This would be a horrible way to go, being skinned alive. Or maybe she wants coins stuffed down her mouth until she suffocates? Maybe it wasn't meant to be taken literally. :p
well this is a new one
That's a 15 in blackjack. You don't know whether to hit it or not.
And the problem is? Dumb question FTW.
who cares
i dont understand how people think that this is not a valid FML.. obviously its like he is so desperate to resort to looking up people online and even then people who he meets online are super wierdos, so like what does that make him.. and hence the .. oh sigh .. f my life moment.
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Tell her to go to a wallet making factory
what the heck???? how bout u never talk to her ever again