Considerate boyfriend

By Anonymous - 29/05/2013 07:17 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I had to eat up a few specks of toilet paper to avoid spoiling "the moment" with my girlfriend. FML
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life_sucks225 13

i hope it was worth it

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Comments

VetTech1 4

umm... that's gross. I would want my husband to tell me if there was a paper trail. then I would invest in different toilet paper. FYL, man.

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srogue74 5

we talking used toilet paper?

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Enslaved 36

I do the same thing. (: I grew up in a country that always had bidets. Now here in the USA, that's not so common. I always keep an empty cup to fill with water to rinse myself off before getting intimate. (And even when I'm not) Even the best toilet paper leaves little T.P. pieces behind. A few rinses and I'm fresh as a daisy. It's called being respectful for the one that you're with. It's unfair to leave a paper trail. :P

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TisAPenguin 16

I think he means he was eating her out and she had left bits of toilet paper behind. Pretty sure he didn't just snack on TP.

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rafael58842 7

Now that's true love

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jayellef 3

Whatever, if I can gag down a hair you can gag down toilet paper.

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perdix 29

#78, I wouldn't find it if you spit out a hair. Just as long as you didn't waste time and got back to work right away! I guess I'm just a gentleman that way.

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Ambience138 11

It's just toilet paper, not really a big friggen deal. Not like it was blood clots or something.

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Jharrist89 12

Ohh NOOOOOOOOOO! These are one of those moments where I wish I could have you!

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timss4 19

Are you sure it was toilet paper..? Lol either way... I feel for you OP

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JessBassett 24

it's kind of sad that you don't have more self respect, that's just nasty!!

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