Considerate boyfriend

By Anonymous - 29/05/2013 07:17 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I had to eat up a few specks of toilet paper to avoid spoiling "the moment" with my girlfriend. FML
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life_sucks225 13

i hope it was worth it

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RedPillSucks 31

Not just no, but HELL NO. Unless you're the bear in the toilet paper commercial, there's no way. If you are the bear, then... The bear gets whatever the **** they want. Who's gonna say no?

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daminantion 14

Why don't you just shower before sex and dry with a towel? Or better yet, don't use a towel and let it become steam ^_^

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girlbye23 15

FYL for having an unsanitary GF. YDI for doing it any way.

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kyz_xox 11

She should have used Charmin Ultra Strong.

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Enslaved 36

Simple! Because sex is awesome when it's spontaneous and not planned! Whenever it happens, I'm always clean as a whistle. :P

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ohioain 18

She must have been nasty in the first place.

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graceinsheepwear 33

that's what you call clitty litter.

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ulissey_fml 22

Done that, been there. C'mon, it's just paper... I hope you will never face anything worse in your lifetime !

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