Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML
Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML
Today, at my job in a cosmetics department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick like yours. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." FML
Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML
Today, I was home alone, so for fun I put red lipstick on. A few minutes later, my doorbell rang. I managed to get it off before I got the door. I saw my neighbor, and had a long conversation with him. After which, I came inside and realized I had lipstick all over my teeth. FML
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML
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Damarys 0
Firstly, I think red is a really sexy color no matter the woman. But unfortunately, it's only magazine-pretty if you have fabulous white teeth.
rssffff08 0
crest white strips work miracles
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Troll_patrol 0
Stop smoking you smelly loser.
KeshKesh7 0
Nobody realizes that certain colors of red lipstick actually make your teeth look yellow! I have a feeling that you're not a chain smoker, you brush your teeth as normal, etc etc. Next time choose a red with blue undertones, which produces magazine white teeth and red lips quality.
KeshKesh7 0
Nobody realizes that certain colors of red lipstick actually make your teeth look yellow! I have a feeling that you're not a chain smoker, you brush your teeth as normal, etc etc. Next time choose a red with blue undertones, which produces magazine white teeth and red lips quality. Orange red does NOT work! Orange brings OUT yellow! http://www.luminouslips.com/?p=38
WildClown 0
Brush your damn teeth.
emeraldgirl 0
don't feel bad, the guy sounds like a closeted gay.
SirJohn_fml 0
#126 is right. The dude sounds gay. FYL, but at least you know he's not worth it.
LaTuaCantante 0
omfg.that sucks ass.
HellaNinjaXD 0
Aw, that sucks, hun. Just move on. :]
outoftheblue16 0
Sweetheart, my parents are in the dental business. I show no sympathy. That just means that your teeth are plaque-coated and you never brush your teeth. Seriously, does it not disgust you? Try Crest Pro-health and some peroxyl mouthwash. Use them together. I guarantee if you do this at least twice a day the yellow-ness will go away.
outoftheblue16 0
And #17, Shut up. You're obviously the one who's ignorant. Yellow teeth CAN be corrected.- Not by that quick flash whitening, because it burns away your enamel, but whitening trays. & Um STAY AWAY FROM THE SUN DROP/ MELLOW YELLOW. It's got the most sugar in it. & Coffee and Tea stain your teeth. durr. You can fix it though?! Nobody was born with YELLOW teeth, dummy. This is a definite YDI, so shut up. Kay?