Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML
Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML
Today, at my job in a cosmetics department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick like yours. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." FML
Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML
Today, I was home alone, so for fun I put red lipstick on. A few minutes later, my doorbell rang. I managed to get it off before I got the door. I saw my neighbor, and had a long conversation with him. After which, I came inside and realized I had lipstick all over my teeth. FML
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML
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Top comments
Damarys 0
Firstly, I think red is a really sexy color no matter the woman. But unfortunately, it's only magazine-pretty if you have fabulous white teeth.
rssffff08 0
crest white strips work miracles
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Comments (164)
libbypotpie 0
#25 lol i was thinking the EXACT same thing. He seems really stupid. And the first line to the first friend was incredibly cheesey.
Da_Gov 0
YDI for not brushing your teeth
babyzombie 0
i think any guy who says: "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." is almost definately gay.
mtr_fml 0
fake a guy wouldn't say that about a color or ur teeth
ashmuffin 0
I love how people are just assuming she doesn't brush her teeth or care for them cuz that douchebag pointed it out. I can guarantee you that most of the people that have commented on this have yellow teeth. though, i dont think anyone can really pull off red lipstick.. makes your teeth look x1000 more yellow. btw, the dude sounded gay anyway.. who the **** says that? xP
IslandLove 0
brush!
Iwantsushi1234 3
OOH SNAYP Smile with your mouth closed next time...
jlyantz7 0
ya this guy sounds kind weird but YDI brush your teeth
syddyb 0
agreed.
marditaloka 0
Brush Your Effin teeth Dude!!