Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML
Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML
Today, at my job in a cosmetics department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick like yours. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." FML
Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML
Today, I was home alone, so for fun I put red lipstick on. A few minutes later, my doorbell rang. I managed to get it off before I got the door. I saw my neighbor, and had a long conversation with him. After which, I came inside and realized I had lipstick all over my teeth. FML
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML
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Top comments
Damarys 0
Firstly, I think red is a really sexy color no matter the woman. But unfortunately, it's only magazine-pretty if you have fabulous white teeth.
rssffff08 0
crest white strips work miracles
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Comments (164)
RikkiLG 0
That's a hint to brush your teeth...
sweeetcheeeks33 0
awwww , sorry sweetie .. thats harshhhhhh
13yearoldboy 0
ydi. brush ur teeth!
Misschief 2
OP dont worry about it. If he cares so much about lipstick, hes probably gay.
bigassfish97 0
heh owned
KeiIshiyama 10
I'm going to assume you don't regularly brush your teeth, hence the yellowing, which prompts me to press FYL and YDI. If you do brush your teeth regularly, then FYL for sure.
lakaiskate 12
Actually, it might not be from not brushing their teeth. Some people enamels are naturally yellow. Mine aren't pearly white I have a tinge of yellow in mine. I can guarantee I have a healthier mouth then each of you.
xxARIxx 5
You shouldn't have just assumed he would say the same to you
frobro75 12
Then brush your teeth! Sorry but oral hygein is a pet peeve of mine.
regenerate 19
who does he think he is??? so rude.